Chat let me in I want to be your friend

I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
and strap your hands across my engines

Oh yeah! Goodmorning everyone!

FailChat is failing at failure - it seems we've reached 400 posts. :)

And I wasn't even here all day...

hmmmm.....

Apparently I shouldn't try to chat and eat at the same time.

That's a guarantee for the phone to ring off the hook.

Which again goes to prove that I am the Queen of FailChat. :P

*quickly hangs up the phone*  Nope, I wasn't callin' Thunder Bay and hanging up.  Honest.

Sure you weren't JL.

Sure you weren't.  ;-)

*tries to look innocent*

*points at Split*  It was him!

I got sucked into watching "Pretty Woman" last night and stayed up way too late. I hate it when that happens. However, the clean sheet cuddle was more than adequate to compensate.

Couldn't have been me - I was on the other line.

I have noticed that all the movies I want to watch come on at 10PM on a weeknight.

Heh. Same here. I can rarely resist "The Philadelphia Story" when it pops up. :)

Actually I know it wasn't you guys.

You don't know the stupid questions that my public asks.  :)

Original Post by glinda:

You don't know the stupid questions that my public asks.  :)

 Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Does the water ripple when a duck farts?

Original Post by glinda:

Actually I know it wasn't you guys.

You don't know the stupid questions that my public asks.  :)

 There are no stupid questions. Only dumb asses asking them. :)

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by glinda:

Actually I know it wasn't you guys.

You don't know the stupid questions that my public asks.  :)

 There are no stupid questions. Only dumb asses asking them. :)

 This is WAY funnier because it followed #412!!

I have to agree Kat!  ;-)

Ack! Not intended for you Kat! :/

Meds are kicking in - think I'm gonna go hit the couch for a bit. 

Dog bless Buckley's and Kleenex with Lotion.

Original Post by glinda:

Actually I know it wasn't you guys.

You don't know the stupid questions that my public asks.  :)

 Well how the heck was I supposed to know that they wouldn't pick up the garbage if I didn't put the can out???  It's not my fault I forgot and left the can in the garage!

{{Split}}}  feel better soon :)

Original Post by kathygator:

Ack! Not intended for you Kat! :/

 Kathy, I laughed my arse off over the sequence of the posts!  And knowing I can be a dumb ass, it made me laugh all the harder!

If I've learned nothing in life thus far, it's that one must be able to laugh at oneself.