CHATin' time
I thought of a clever joke to tell..... but I'll tell ya'll later. 
I put off putting off joining the group and posting - so here I am.
I'm in a Marla Singer mood today. I have to get power of attorney form my husband so i can file his bankruptcy on his behalf while he's too busy working to make money and then I have to buy a dress for his brother's wedding to the b***h form H**l. I like Marla's image. Gonna get good & laquered-up before I go to this vegetarian-Birkenstock alcohol-free circus!
Original Post by p0nda:
Jfker, who made the person in your profile picture?
That would be my neice and her husband. Been meaning to make one myself, but I haven't got around to it yet.
Original Post by mspw:
BTW - LOVE the boots, bagga! can I borrow 'em for the wedding?
Oh they just love me here in America's dairyland when I venture forth in my hot pink go-go boots.
Cyn I got them....http://www.pyramidcollection.com/itemdy00.asp ?c=a&T1=P8117+BK+6&SKW=+access&GE N1=Accessories&PageNo=1&pos=3
Ok, folks I'm back after a long, grueling day dealing with the bank - which was actually the easiest part of the day, and shopping for a dress for my bro in-law's wedding this WE. Nothing, zip, nada. 2 thrift-stores and 3 consignment shops and can't find a thing! It has to be a little kitschy (sp?), a little gaudy, but not tasteless. It, by now means, can be ordinary or fit-in. It should garner a few double-takes, but not offend the bride too much. Oh, and it needs to fit. That would be the reason I am shoppign to begin with. None of my clothes from last year fit me anymore.
Tomorrow I will hit another area of town. Its further away, but there are more boutiques & consignment shops with vintage stuff out there. A little more what I have in mind. I was thinking of wearing all-black with a black hat. Too much of a statement?
I'd love the boots, bagga, but I have a BUNCH of footwear like that, packed up in a suitcase because I have no place to wear them anymore and since I sprained my ankle last year, heels are iffy. I will wear heels to the wedding, but it won;t require much walking around. I will buy a dress for the shindig but I am not buying new shoes for it. I have enough already. I just like yours. I have no more reason to wear anything like that outta the bedroom anymroe! A hoppin' night out on the town for us is dinner and a pitcher at the local pub.
I'm tired and thirsty. I have acid-reflux. Ick! I'm gonna get some water & Tums.
Hi candy!
I'm online looking at dresses for the wedding on Sat. I've decided it will be a 50's cocktail dress, maybe with taffeta or chiffon, and really, because its just NOT me at all! Here's an idea... but about knee-length. It'll be totally wearable again with combat boots, fishnets & my black leather jacket.
Original Post by jfk61:
That would be my neice and her husband. Been meaning to make one myself, but I haven't got around to it yet.
I occasionally think about it myself, then either the store is all out of sugar or puppy dog's tails, or (more often) I remember that I relish the idea of having a person shoot from my lady parts about as much as the thought of daily colonics and bikini waxes.
Original Post by p0nda:
Original Post by jfk61:
That would be my neice and her husband. Been meaning to make one myself, but I haven't got around to it yet.
I occasionally think about it myself, then either the store is all out of sugar or puppy dog's tails, or (more often) I remember that I relish the idea of having a person shoot from my lady parts about as much as the thought of daily colonics and bikini waxes.
or counting calories!
mspw, go wearing a flapper dress. Get a matching head band that has the little feather sticking out and one of those really long cigarette holders. Kinda exactly like this. Just watch you don't accidentally have a coughing fit right in the face of the dear bride.
*singing "CHATin' time will save nine, especially with a needle fine"*
Original Post by qmwillcand:
mspw, go wearing a flapper dress. Get a matching head band that has the little feather sticking out and one of those really long cigarette holders. Kinda exactly like this. Just watch you don't accidentally have a coughing fit right in the face of the dear bride.
*singing "CHATin' time will save nine, especially with a needle fine"*
OMG, I LOVE that dress!! I don't know about the red.... but that dress has my name all over it!!
mspw.... seriously, that dress would be GREAT!! and you don't have to actually light the cigarette if you don't wanna :)
*lights up a stogie.... blows out circular smoke ringlets*
Original Post by p0nda:
I occasionally think about it myself, then either the store is all out of sugar or puppy dog's tails, or (more often) I remember that I relish the idea of having a person shoot from my lady parts about as much as the thought of daily colonics and bikini waxes.
I imagine it would be something like pooping out a bowling ball. Lucky for me, my part of the deal is much more enjoyable.
Yea, that is a cool dress, but it nto really what I had in mind. The flapper dress will make me look fat. I have to have a sinched in waistline in the dress or I will look bad in it. This styles of dresses are for slim, long-legged women. I have slightly disproportionately short legs that are kinds wide around. The straigh line won't look good, esp with my arms hanging out becasue they are so 'meaty'. I mean, I am muscular, but my limbs are short so it will make me look sorta like a midget. There, I said it. Here's what I need for my body-type:
- knee length or tea length and somewhat flaired our from the waist.
- a scooping neckline would be nice, but I would also take spaghetti straps as long as there is a scarf or something I can wear over it. I might consider strapless, but it would have to fit perfectly for it to work. I have bad luck with strapless tops due to my small bustline.
- 50's style in cocktail dress is definitely for me.
- taffeta, velvet, chiffon, lace are all right by me.
- colors should be black and any deviation from black into dark reds & maroons, burgundys, purples, dark greens, indigo. BUT i might be tempted to wear a pastel if it is just right and I can contrast it with 3" black stiletto heels or something.
Original Post by mspw:
Yea, that is a cool dress, but it nto really what I had in mind. The flapper dress will make me look fat. I have to have a sinched in waistline in the dress or I will look bad in it. This styles of dresses are for slim, long-legged women. I have slightly disproportionately short legs that are kinds wide around. The straigh line won't look good, esp with my arms hanging out becasue they are so 'meaty'. I mean, I am muscular, but my limbs are short so it will make me look sorta like a midget. There, I said it. Here's what I need for my body-type:
- knee length or tea length and somewhat flaired our from the waist.
- a scooping neckline would be nice, but I would also take spaghetti straps as long as there is a scarf or something I can wear over it. I might consider strapless, but it would have to fit perfectly for it to work. I have bad luck with strapless tops due to my small bustline.
- 50's style in cocktail dress is definitely for me.
- taffeta, velvet, chiffon, lace are all right by me.
- colors should be black and any deviation from black into dark reds & maroons, burgundys, purples, dark greens, indigo. BUT i might be tempted to wear a pastel if it is just right and I can contrast it with 3" black stiletto heels or something.
My man just pulled into the garage. I need to go hang w/him. See ya'll later or tomorrow.
Original Post by moodymomma1977:
Original Post by qmwillcand:
mspw, go wearing a flapper dress. Get a matching head band that has the little feather sticking out and one of those really long cigarette holders. Kinda exactly like this. Just watch you don't accidentally have a coughing fit right in the face of the dear bride.
*singing "CHATin' time will save nine, especially with a needle fine"*
OMG, I LOVE that dress!! I don't know about the red.... but that dress has my name all over it!!
mspw.... seriously, that dress would be GREAT!! and you don't have to actually light the cigarette if you don't wanna :)
*lights up a stogie.... blows out circular smoke ringlets*
I have the cutest picture of my daughter wearing a flapper dress. She's sitting on a bar holding a pistol in one hand and a martini in the other.
*maternal sigh...you can put anything on a 3 y/o and it'll look adorable*
Woah, you all moved the chat along while I was gone!
I tried procrastinating, but somehow got sucked into doing a fair bit of work (grading, more grading, office hours, sitting through presentations, two loads of dishes, making rolls, and a small work out while watching BL). Oh, and worked my homework.
If I don't change my productive ways you all might have to kick me out 
I don't wanna get things done!!
what's up with everyone being productive lately?? I've been away studying like I'm suppose to when I should be procrastinating :/
WAIT!! isn't that what i'm doing right now...procrastinating?? otherwise my nose should be burried in my books.
bah!
I'll finish studying later..... I have more important things to do, like, um... hanging out on CC :D
for all of you serious procrastinators, i must talk to you about something that has just recently changed my life. i am one of those procrastinators who starts procrastinating at the very beginning of the day... actually, before the beginning of the day. i start when my 2 alarm clocks go off, and i procrastinate by not hitting the snooze button for up to an hour. so i don't/like/can't/never get out of bed to start my wonderful day full of procrastinating possibilities. so i present you with ♡ "clocky" ♡.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zYO7HNbPl4
he is the newest addition to my household. though my dog tried killing him a couple of times and my cat constantly gives him the stink eye, i hold him very close to my heart.
seriously, the thing works, wooHoo!
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