CHATin' time

I thought of a clever joke to tell..... but I'll tell ya'll later.   

Aw CRAP!  No wonder I've been itching all morning!  You know bagga only bathes like once a week in the winter time!

ahhm ownna gitcha moody!

Itchy? What are you suddenly alergic to vodka?

True I bathe once a week but shower the other six, sheesh you Georgia git, how could you mistake your toy for mine.

Hey, as I recall, I had him first, but if you wanna consider my sloppy-seconds your boy-toy, then, oh well, fine w/me.  I'll just pick up a new one.

no need to get snotty we all know how you get around and have resigned ourselves as a nation to your castoffs.

Original Post by bagga:

no need to get snotty we all know how you get around and have resigned ourselves as a nation to your castoffs.

Hey!  I can't help being snotty!

*blows nose vigorously*

Its genetic!

I suppose there are worse things that could be running out of you.

Spooge for instance.

*blows vagina vigorously*

You see what I mean?

crude, rude and literate!

one tries

*fart*

its my own version of Febreeze

a breath of fresh ass

i dunno how "fresh" it is.  its almost 40.

Original Post by mspw:

i dunno how "fresh" it is.  its almost 40.

 LMAO!!

*sprays computer screen with iced-tea thru nostrils*

This guy thinks it's fresh

Original Post by bagga:

This guy thinks it's fresh

OOOO!  He's a hottie!  He can sniff my farts anytime!

Ooooo.... he IS hot!!

..however, this dude's lookin' pretty fine too  ;)

*fart*

I see your fart and raise you a queef

Wasn't queefing banned? At least the road warrier one.

Can you imagine the queef police kickin' in your door to violate you?

what kind of credentials or training would one need to have to be a queef police?