CHATin' time

I thought of a clever joke to tell..... but I'll tell ya'll later.   

Original Post by bagga:

I just burned a batch of homemade tortilla chips.

My house smells of failure.

The above needs to be incorporated into the dialogue of a movie. Great line.

Hello,

I am a filbert. Are they the ones that look like acorns?

This group nicely compliments another one I belong to, Club Apathy, where mostly, we don't post, which makes it hard to proscrastinate.  So this will work out great, something to divert me from the grind of logging and tagging and counting.

Hmmmm.... never heard of filberts, but i'll be damned, they DO look like acorns  :D

i think them there things sure ARE acorns!  well, i'll be damned!

Original Post by dagicat:

i think them there things sure ARE acorns!  well, i'll be damned!

 *laughs iced tea through nostrils*

well...sheesh! I didn't know... it says here that it's just "a kind of nut"

and here it says it's "slang for a lunatic"

and it says here "hazelnut"

and everyone here seems to say they're hazelnuts too

*fart*

Acorns taste vile, (I tried one) and they have cute hats.

Filberts taste great but sport no haberdashery whatsoever.

My eyebrows need plucking. Its the most loathful of all the personal maintainance chores.

woohoo.... I don't need to do my eyebrows because I did them while i was suppose to be studying AKA procrastinating last night  :D

I DO however need to shave my legs.  My husband probably doesn't appreciate gettin' poked with my needle-like hairs while we're in bed. 

***please note... I said 'while we're in bed" NOT while we're doing it!

ya'lls are a bunch of perverts!!

...ps

I've never tasted an acorn.  after hearing that they taste like bile vile, i don't think I wanna try one   :/

You know, haberdashery is such an awesome word.  I wanna name a kid that LOL

Of course, it will mean drugging/hypnotizing SO at that point... as well as decades of therapy for the kiddo... and enduring the hate that come from explaining why s/he was named Haberdashery... but I'm sure it'd be worth it!  "Aww, just look at how sweet Habbie is!" "Sorry Grandma, you need to use the full name -- Haberdashery.  Otherwise it loses all effect!"

Also, one day while walking, my mom was almost seriously injured by a walnut.  True story.  I will stay away from those more rambunctious and dangerous nuts! 

i've recently started waxing rather than shaving.  been going to a salon every time, but just got some home stuff so i can do it myself.  i must say, waxing has completely changed my life, i now have so much more time to procrastinate.

I always thought the Brazil nut would be the nut most likely to injure.  They are all jaggedy and hard to open.

Off to google brazil nut tree image. I bet they're weird.

They are weird. They are.

I used to only wax also... but not my legs anymore.  it's too time consuming... (and the salon gets expensive after a while)

I do however ONLY wax my under arms  :D

I don't think i'd ever go back to shaving again...

OH... and I only wax, ummm, you know where    but I do it myself.... I don't see myself droppin' me panties and askin' a stranger to for a wax.... lol

PLUS it's way cheaper to do it yourself.  :D

I ♥ wax!  I don't think i'd make it on 'survivor' because I'd be too paranoid about my hairy body! lol

WHOA!!  how'd your mom get hurt by a walnut?? did someone throw it at her??  or did it fall from the tree??

Oiyyy

I am off.

Gonna drop by on me mum.

Remember, I have dibs on the filbert.

~k

*I bet she stepped on the walnut, on a sidewalk and it rolled under her foot causing her to fall.

bye katonick.... say hello to mum for us  :D

Ooooo, I can see how that could happen!! stooopid walnuts

yeah, i was picturing her rolling on the nut, or something.

i love waxing my pits, it's so much better.  i'll never shave them again.  prone to major bumps and ingrowns, probably the curly hair.

was getting crotch done with electrolysis.  but too poor now.. that woman has seen more of my anatomy than hubby.

hehe!!

I've always wanted to try electrolysis.... but never have.  that's ok, I'll NEVER give up my wax!! EVER!! 

I'd just die if I wore a swimsuit and half my fur was sticking out of the sides!  bah!

I've seen a lot of that when I lived in california.... it's not pretty

*shakes head from side to side....*

nope... not pretty

WOAH.... I hadn't realized what time it was!!  i have to go study :(  my midterm is tomorrow and all I've done today (besides brush my teeth) is procrastinate :/

*takes out books and gets ready to study for a few hours*

bye.... my fellow crazies nuts ;)

electrolysis is **** awesome!  it's the only thing that will truely kill those freaking hairs.  but it hurts, and it takes a long time to kill them for good, which gets expensive.  but it saved my life, to a certain extent.  you know, us jewish women can get hairy, as i am sure a bolivian woman such as yourself can understand.

and for years, i never shaved my legs or pits (hippie)... though ALWAYS my bikini.  hmmmm...

me too, i still haven't washed my hair, it's thoroughly disgusting.  i think i'll just wash my face and call it a night (my teeth will still be there in the morn... i hope).

night, and luck on yer test!