Cheeto blasphemers!

Cheesus must be extremely disappointed.

Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

Cheetos are supposed to be full of love - LOVE I tell you!

hes probably rolling over in his little wristwatch box...

stupid crackheads. they shoulda used funions or pork rinds instead of wasting perfectly good cheetos. losers!

Oh I like funions. :Q

Oh my god! And with all the starving children in this world they just had to waste those precious, delicious, processed cheetos!

I wonder how they were used to be "assualting." :P