Christmas is CANCELLED!!

I've kidnapped Santa and he will be held at an un-disclosed location until 26th Dec, where he will be tortured on an hourly basis with tickling feathers on the soles of his feet until all his HO HO HO has been Ha Ha Ha'd out of him!

Rudolph is roasting nicely on my spit as we speak......who wants the nose?

all Santa's little helpers have been bound and gagged, they will be tortured by getting their ears pierced with a leather punch.....I believe piercings are all the rage!

And all the kiddies letters have and will be returned to sender!

Whatcha gonna do about it HA HA HA!

"Lets out an almighty evil cackle Maw A ha ha ha"

Original Post by dalmalama:

zombies, santo? zombies? how you gonna have zombies w/ no bodies?

 If they can survive a nuclear blast, they can survive a structural collapse - and you don't know how many were simply hiding underground or in caves.

Contingency plans and all that...

aaaaa; Santa, Shmanta... never cared much about the fat oaf. now the poor reindeer!!! they can fly dangit!? they are cooler than pegasis! dont hurt the fluffy animals!!!!!!!!

Mommy and Daddy are such liars. They told me Santa wasn't real.

Kidnap mr. sandy claws?

Bagsy Rudolphs nose!