The 10 Commandments of Bacon

• Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
• Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
• Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
• Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
• Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all

I've only got 5 - please chime in with some more!

Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's bacon, and thy neighbour's wife's bacon, and thy neighbour's ass' bacon. 

(Not "ass bacon", "ass' bacon")

mmm...ass bacon.

om nom nom nom.

Thou shalt know that all other foods will be better, with bacon.

Thou shalt cook thy bacon how will pleaseth thee the most.

Thou shalt rejoice upon the 2 for 1 sale at your local meat store, for it also applies...to bacon.

Thou shalt not think of a pig as a pig...but as growing bacon.

Thou shalt not cooketh bacon without offering Sparky a piece.

thou shalt not take sparky's bacon. ever.

Original Post by starlitocean:

thou shalt not take sparky's bacon. ever.

 Through threat of pew-nish-ments.

Thou shalt worship false idols in the form of bacon princess and come bearing gifts

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon- explosion/

thou shall feel as if they are having the most ultimate orgasm that would put meg ryan's scene in "When Harry Met Sally," to shame once bacon touches thy lips.

what is so great about bacon?

Thou shalt embark on a bacon pilgrimage every year.

Original Post by bananayes:

what is so great about bacon?

Blasphemer!! 

mantra mantra block them out

baaa-cuuunnnnn, baaaa-cunnnnnnnn 

Original Post by andie-1:

mantra mantra block them out

baaa-cuuunnnnn, baaaa-cunnnnnnnn 

The Song shall comfort thee...

Sit's in corner stroking self whilst listening to bacon song......Hhhmmmmmmmm

Thou shalt seek out bacon doughnuts.

Original Post by bananayes:

what is so great about bacon?

 shunnnn... shunnnnnnnnnnnnn....

Original Post by purespark:

Original Post by bananayes:

what is so great about bacon?

 shunnnn... shunnnnnnnnnnnnn....

 LMAO!!!

I should have responded, what's so great about bananas?  ;)

Original Post by purespark:

I should have responded, what's so great about bananas?  ;)

We already had that conversation in Chat. ;)

I like downtown bananas, but not the fruit.  These, to me, are like icky red things to HK.

Original Post by purespark:

I like downtown bananas, but not the fruit.  These, to me, are like icky red things to HK.

 me too.  but yet, i like them IN things.  ie: banana bread.

and i like a nice big downtown banana too.