Can I have a "comments about my weight" thread please?

I seriously deserve the right to make one.  I dropped from 175ish (I didn't want to know, so I didn't weigh in), to 135 when I returned for the summer.  Things really hit an all-time annoyance today.  My father will NOT back off about my weight.  I have said things to him, nicely, about it, but he just doesn't quit.  So this is my vent thread.

POST THE ANNOYING WEIGHT COMMENTS YOU'VE GOTTEN.

*this morning, I'd been getting ready to hit the beach, and was feeling confident in my bikini for once

Dad: Wow you really dropped the weight, I can't believe it! How much did you lose anyway?  10.. 15 pounds?

Me (in thoughts, not speech): Stop effing oogling me, and it was FOURTY you jerk, do I really still look like I weigh 160lbs... D':   (out loud) Something like that... I guess.  You've already told me haha... Many times..

Dad: (Continues on about it forever until I just make up an excuse to leave, feeling self-conscious and awful after being examined for 10 min)

LATER THAT SAME DAY, my dad is out on the porch with my mom.

Dad:  HEY PHYLICIA, COME ON OUT HERE.

Me: What?  (while walking over)

Dad:  Oh, you put on clothes, nevermind.  Margaret, you have to see this sometime.  She's *I walk out of earshot at this point, completely enraged*

I dont know which is worse. Yours dads comments (men are typically clueless, so dont take it personally) or my mom who when i gain weight is sure to tell me how fat i am getting... and then when i loose the weight, tells me that I have lost too much and must be annorexic.

Really?