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A family of trees wanted
To be haunted.

Good morning, all.

Original Post by peaches0405:

Original Post by splitrail:

This is the only site that actually makes me laugh out loud on a regular basis. 

 You are one of the few chatters who makes me laugh out loud on a regular basis.  And then, I just get sucked further into Splitrail's world full of shafts and throbbing manhoods 

 and what a wonderful world that is!

Original Post by kae03:

Original Post by peaches0405:

Original Post by splitrail:

This is the only site that actually makes me laugh out loud on a regular basis. 

 You are one of the few chatters who makes me laugh out loud on a regular basis.  And then, I just get sucked further into Splitrail's world full of shafts and throbbing manhoods 

 and what a wonderful world that is!

 It's nothing to do with me.  Your ladybits have been programed to get all tingly with certain keywords.  

"Pendulous" for example.   

Now who among you isn't wet?

Ooo, free association fun!

When I think pendulous, I think breasts.  Is that bad?

not wet, but smiling for SURE

Original Post by purespark:

Ooo, free association fun!

When I think pendulous, I think breasts.  Is that bad?

 Me too, actually. :)

psst Split: try 'prodigious'

Okay.  Maybe National Geographic short-circuited "pendulous" as a keyword.  Damned 1920's porn-hounds!. 

Girth.

Forbidden.

Massive.

Pension.

Hmmm.  Maybe "massive" but not "pension"....or maybe that's just me....

Original Post by peaches0405:

Hmmm.  Maybe "massive" but not "pension"....or maybe that's just me....

 is this why you married who you married?  ;)

heh.

'Diversifed investment portfolio.'

Original Post by peaches0405:

Hmmm.  Maybe "massive" but not "pension"....or maybe that's just me....

 Pension is such a harsh word.  "Inheritance" has a much nicer ring to it!

Original Post by kathygator:

'Diversifed investment portfolio.'

 Now you're making me wet.

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by kathygator:

'Diversifed investment portfolio.'

 Now you're making me wet.

 me too!  I will fight you for him!

She stared longingly into his massive investment portfolio, awed by his prodigious inheritance revenue.

Kathy...are we allowed to write porn here?

Original Post by purespark:

Original Post by peaches0405:

Hmmm.  Maybe "massive" but not "pension"....or maybe that's just me....

 is this why you married who you married?  ;)

 Hehe!  Never thought of it that way...I guess his pension is about the only massive thing he will get for being a cop.

Hmmm.  OOH!  I retract my previous post about pension after all 

*fans self*

Time for me to commute and face the biggest decision of the day:

Robaxacet or whiskey?

Oh, who the hell am I kidding?  Those pills dissolve in liquid for a reason!

Later!

Original Post by splitrail:

*fans self*

Time for me to commute and face the biggest decision of the day:

Robaxacet or whiskey?

Oh, who the hell am I kidding?  Those pills dissolve in liquid for a reason!

Later!

 LOL!  Ok, bye, Marilyn