Control Yourself. Take only what you need from Chat.

A family of trees wanted
To be haunted.

Good morning, all.

*collects 3 elastics, a piece of window screen, half a dozen bottle caps (metal, not plastic), an electric mixer and a six foot toboggan...*

*blows black jellybeans out of nose hitting split*

Eww!

FYI-updated journal after calling doctors office.

Has anyone see the moth balls?  And unflavoured gelatin?  Maybe plaster of paris will work?

Plaster of paris.  Good stuff.  Did you ever make a handprint for your parents out of it?

Someone talk me out of going to buy donuts.  Please.

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Plaster of paris.  Good stuff.  Did you ever make a handprint for your parents out of it?

 We did a faceprint of my brother.  That wasn't the original plan, but I improvised.

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Someone talk me out of going to buy donuts.  Please.

 The media has reported a global phenomenon - every donut everywhere has rat droppings in it.  Story at 11:00

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Someone talk me out of going to buy donuts.  Please.

 The media has reported a global phenomenon - every donut everywhere has rat droppings in it.  Story at 11:00

 That'll do it! :)

Do you only have one brother?

Older brother, younger sister.  Being the middle child, I'm a natural-born peace-keeper. 

My sympathies.

One older sister, one younger sister.  Baby Sis and Big Sis routinely tried to murder eachother.  I got to run interference.

Yup.  Without middle children, chaos would reign supreme.

Interesting bit on order of birth.

I wasn't always successful.  There was that incident with the hammer...

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

But I'd rather be nailed than hammered.

Although getting hammered then nailed isn't out of the realm of possibility.

Getting hammered then getting nailed sounds like a good Friday night to me.

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Getting hammered then getting nailed sounds like a good Friday night to me.

 Or a Tuesday lunch meeting.

I need to work where you work.

No-one works where I work.  Not even me.

Lonely only child here. :D

Lucky only child :)