The Corrupt Wish Game

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I could fly.

Corruption:  Poof... you can fly, but you fly right into a storm cloud and get electricuted.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish I were a size 2.

You're a size 2, but because you're so skinny, no guy wants to ask you out assuming you're way out of they're league.

I wish I were taller.

Poof, you're taller but now other body parts are being compared to just how tall you are, lol,  and now you are a hermit, never leaving your home.

I wish I had a pretty nose.

Your wish is granted, you have a pretty nose. So pretty you keep looking at it and now you are cross-eyed.

I wish I had a winning lotto ticket

Poof, you have the winning lotto ticket, but my grand child went through your purse when we visited you and ate it.

I wish I was a famous cook on T.V.

Poof, you're a famous cook on tv...but some lady in Aberdeen South Dakota claims that you stole all HER recipes and sues you for every penny you ever made!

I wish I was a broadway superstar singing in shows all over the world.

You're a broadway superstar singing in shows all over the world, unfortunately you hate every show you've starred in so far and the producers and directors are idiots.

I wish I could eat zero-calorie Buffalo Wings :D

*poof* you can eat them... but since they have no calories... they now have no taste...

I wish wars would never start :)

**poof** wars don't start, but because wars don't start, people start taking their humanly aggression out on each other and randomly violent acts increase by 500%.

I wish slappy would come on down to DC and give me a big old smooch ;D

poof slappy came and gave you a big ol smooch and you turned into a frog.

I wish my computer did what I wanted it to without having to go through 10 sites to find what I want.

Poof...your wish is true, but slappy had soooo much "slap" in her smooch that you were smothered and now live in a coma.

I wish I could retire.

(But it was well worth it, neeners. Well worth it! ;D )

**Poof**  You have now retired, but reside in a cardboard box under the local bridge.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner!    :P

*poof* you're an oscar myer weiner... but now everyone is in love with you... so they keep calling and calling and calling... and knocking on your door... and sending you flowers... for the rest of your life....

I wish everyone would have a friend (lol if anyone can't tell I'm getting my wishes from a song :P)

take care

**Poof**  Everyone has a friend,  but, it turned out they were all actors and actresses on a very popular sitcom, and you were the star.

I wish computers ruled the world.

Didn't you see Demon seed, they made a movie about that in the 80's.  Computer got DWF pregnant with computer baby to rule the world.

I wish there was a good movie on TV tonight.

*poof* You found the perfect movie on TV but you can't find the remote and the channel button on the TV is broken....you're stuck watching women's log rolling on ESPN2

(not that that wouldn't be amusing)

I wish my laundry would fold itself!!

**Poof** laundry can now fold itself, but it also dirties itself too, so everytime you look for a clean towel there aren't any.

I wish...my husband could cook.

poof .. your husband can cook.  cooks so well that you can't resist his food and gain 50 pounds.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and not gain a pound.

you can eat anything and not gain a pound, but you also can't lose a pound either no matter what...I wish I could be fluent in at least one other language.

poof! ou can speak another language, but it's Klingon, and people laugh at you, except Trekkies (I think we're supposed to be called "Trekkers" now, but I'm old school).

or... poof! you can speak another language but it's Esperanto and nobody else speaks it, so who cares?

Sorry, I couldn't decide which was worse! I wish I was the best swordfighter in the world.