The Corrupt Wish Game

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I could fly.

Corruption:  Poof... you can fly, but you fly right into a storm cloud and get electricuted.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish I were a size 2.

*POOF* you can understand women!  Unfortunately, since women are insane, your brain is scrambled by this new sense of understanding.  You spend the rest of your life in a padded room, running into the walls and mumbling stuff about facials, purses, and shoes. 

EDIT:  New wish...I wish my cat could talk. 

*poof* your cat can talk, but you're the only one that can hear him, and when people se you talking to your cat they think you are crazy and lock you up in a padded room and you are running into walls rambling about furballs an catnip!

how you like them apples! lol

I wish it was Saturday forever!

slkgjP:KOGHIEyteoitu (Translation: Welcome to the Padded Room!)

It's Saturday forever, you never have to work, you have all the time you want forever, unfortunately, since it's never Monday through Friday, you never work and never get paid. The world plunges into depression.. and all because of your wish!

I wish we could all get along.

*POOF* We all get along.  Unfortunately, those who strive to start fights and get sick pleasure from it go insane and join me in the padded room.  So I kill myself.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

But you're dead! You have a pet Monkey, who is sad because it's owner JUST killed itself! In grief, it kills itself too and joins you in hell. The monkey suffers in hell because you had had to have a pet monkey.

I wish I had a Dodge Viper

*poof* you have a pet monkey, but it has a rare african virus and it spreads nationwide so they take the mokey from you to get the cure and now you have no pet monkey, oh yea, and you're dead.

I wish I had my own island!

*poof* hk has a dodge viper... but you get in a car accident when leaving the parking lot after just buying it... now you have a broken dodge viper...

*poof* lil you have your own island... unforunately it's a completely marshy jungle with all sorts of disease waiting for you...

I wish I had a million dollars

*POOF* you have a million dollars.  After taxes, tithings, family handouts, donations, and fees...you're left with $1.  Sucks to be you!

I wish I could borrow $1 from alwayz...

Poof! You have a million dollars, but the FBI arrest you do to them thinking you have embezzeled the money since your salary is no where near that amount. You spend the next twenty years in prison.
Edit: you get to borrow a $1 from always, but she charges you 8,000% interest and it takes you twenty years to pay her back!
I wish I had magical powers that no one could stop!

*POOF* You have magical powers that no-one can stop.  You promptly destroy the world and everyone you love becase, well, we couldn't stop you!  Way to go, Jerk!! :-P

I wish mcdonalds would come out with friggin healthy burgers, damnit!!

McDonald's start selling the McLean, 5 oz. of 99% fat free beef on a whole wheat bun. Delicious and Nutritious too.
Unfortunately, the fries are still a killer.

I wish that more people could understand what I understand.

I'm new... but this looks fun!

*poof*  Everyone understands what you understand--which makes life completely uninteresting.  There is no reason to talk about things because everyone's in agreement and fully "gets" everything.  You all wind up spending your time together EATING and everyone gets obese.

I wish all of my house renovations (now going on 6 years) were finally finished--every last little detail.

*POOF* More people can understand what you can understand.  Unfortunately, since everyone now understands what you understand, there's no need for you.  Your job is given away, K leaves you for a body builder, and Kirsten takes your DDR setup.  You have no choice but to move to the North Pole and make friends with penguins.

I wish large amounts of sodium was GOOD for you.

*poof* heather your house is finally finished, a rich family member you didnt know existed paid to have it done exactly the way you want it!  ONLY in time for you to get the job of your dreams and you have to move 10,000miles away to a trailer park!

I wish I understood hk and him wanting me to smooch him!

POOF! large amounts of sodium are good for you, but the sudden demand for salt forces us to drain the world's oceans and eventually they're nothing but big freshwater lakes and all the cool animals and things die and scuba diving sucks.

i wish my dog would stop being depressed and eat breakfast.

slappy, what kind of a wish is that? POOF! you understand that basically everybody wants to smooch you, get over it :) unfortunately, some of those people are girls and you're straight and it makes it hard to go out dancing or anything.

i still wish my d&(*& dog would eat. even if he eats MY breakfast.

welcome heather!

*poof* sarofuls dog isnt depressed and jumps on the table and begins to eat everything in site!  Saroful has to start her new job early because there is no food in the house because of the happy hungry dog!

I still wish I understood hk and him wanting to smooch me!

hee heee!

gross!

go to page 1 where he wished that!

*gives up on smooches from slappy*

POOF! you understand men. but you no longer understand women and you have to go sit in the padded room with finewine, and he wantzs smooches.

i wish i didn't look fat in the mirror.

*Poof* you dont look fat in the mirror! its all in your mind!  you realize that "boy" put up fun house mirrors in the house!  you smash them all only to find the hidden padded room where boy has been keeping us all! our lips have been removed so no smooching!  you break up with  him for taking our lips and putting up fun house mirrors.

I wish my allergies werent bothering me!