The Corrupt Wish Game

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I could fly.

Corruption:  Poof... you can fly, but you fly right into a storm cloud and get electricuted.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish I were a size 2.

*poof* your allergies are no longer bothering you... in fact, you never actually had allergies... they were all just a figment of your imagination... but since you're crazy... it's back to the padded room for you missy :P

I wish everyone on CC could just lose weight like *poof* with no medical repercutions

*poof!*  done! we are all the perfect weight for us but we forgot to do weight training so we have no muscle tone so we cant move.

I wish Alwayz would go to Binghamton University!

*poof* I go to Binghamton buuut I spend all my money having lunch with slappy that now I can't afford books, or another year there... so now I have only a high school education and am forced to work at the local mcdonalds

I wish everyone on CC could lose only the necassary amount of fat with no medical issues :)

poor alwayz!

*poof* you get your wish and everyone loses the weight but The site shuts down because everyone is done losing!

I wish the World could resolve all issues, all the haters and fighters would learn to have peace and aliens from outer space will be a peace with us too!

*POOF* Your wish is granted.  The world becomes a peaceful place and aliens visit and colonize.  Unfortunately, the aliens carry a horrible disease and spread it to us through the use of blankets (oh the irony!!!).  The entire world dies within a few months.

I wish we could use ketchup packets as currency.

The world has peace - all the haters and fights learn peace and, yes, E.T. even comes down and makes peace with us. Unfortunately, the population spirals out of control with all the love in the air and a particular virulent disease spreads, killing off most of the human race.

I wish they'd had done a better prequel series to Star Wars, since the real one sucked so badly.

We use ketchup packets as currency, Unfortunately now America is the richest country in the world. Small third world countries like Mexico and Britain declare war against America in order to gain more ketchup packets. Things end badly when Russia sends their one remaining nuclear warhead at us, killing off most of central Topeka, and forcing us to launch against the rest of the world. We all die.

I wish they'd had done a better prequel series to Star Wars, since the real one sucked so badly.

 they did make a better prequel... hk didnt kill the thread...  and people are still posting to this fun thread

I wish there was more to do in a padded room than mumble about purses and fur balls

*POOF*  They make a GOOD prequel to Star Wars!  Unfortunately, George Lucas' head gets even BIGGER and they decide to make 19 more star wars movies.  7 of them being about Ewoks.

I wish my boss wasn't so chatty!

*poof!* everyone stops mumbling about purses and furballs and start yelling and screaming about the spiders, frogs and snakes crawling on us all but we are in straight jackets and feet are tied so we cant move!

*poof* finewines boss stops being chatty- cant talk at all now!  So he is unable to tell finewine about the beautiful girl asking about him, little does finewine know-she is THE ONE he is meant to be with so he spends his life all alone with his boss that cant speak.

I wish I could get up and clean my house!

*POOF* You get up off your butt and go on a cleaning spree!  Unfortunately, you throw out some papers that you think are just "junk".  turns out they're priceless autographs and winning lottery tickets.  A bum finds them in your garbage (along side a receipt for a stripping video) and becomes the richest man in america.  he buys out your house and you're forced to move in with HK and give him smooches.

I wish It was 4.

*poof* its four o'clock, but the sliding doors to your work are broken and your trapped in your office bulding until late at night!

I wish I had the knowledge of every book ever written and people seek me out for advice and guidance

*POOF* your wish is granted!  You know everything, so there is never any excitement about learning anything new.  Also, because of the constant attention and question answering, you never get any sleep.  After 3 straight years of not sleeping, your brain explodes and you die.

I wish I a beautiful woman would walk through the bank doors and ask me out.

PS - Our doors aren't automatic, neener neener!!

poof! cyclepirate has all the knowledge ever written, but most of it conflicts and he ends up in the padded room with the rest of us, trying to understand the difference between the Qu'ran and the Bible and the eight different approved diets.

i wish the people who remuddle dmy house hadn't used so many fence staples and silicone caulk as construction materials.

POOF! a beautiful woman walks into finewine's bank and asks him out. as she saunters saucily out of the bank thinking about tonight, the non-automatic doors swing shut. since they don't have a safety feature like automatic doors do, they smoosh her like a flat penny.

i wish i wouldn't post while other people were posting.

* Poof * You don't post while other people are posting, but, everyone else does and the forums gets too confusing for you. 
It drives you so crazy you wind up joining finewine in the padded room.


I wish I had a bigger house!

*poof* you have a bigger house... 1 inch bigger... but still bigger :P

I wish college was free

*poof* it is free now there is a 6 year waiting list.

I wish kids came with manuals.

*poof* my post dissapeared because salome beat me to it! :)

beat me to it