The Corrupt Wish Game

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I could fly.

Corruption:  Poof... you can fly, but you fly right into a storm cloud and get electricuted.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish I were a size 2.

Poof! kids come with manuals but theyr'e written in Korean and translated into English by native Basque speakers.

i wish we didn't get blisters.

*poof* you dont get blisters, but the skin on the backs of your heels gets worn down to the bone, and you dont notice untill one day your heel dissapears from being worn down.....
YEAAA!

I wish we could see the world for free

~Poof!~You can see the world for free but only by being flung out of a trebuchet into orbit, where you only get to see a bit of it before you die.

I wish my kitties could talk to me.

Poof your kitties can talk to you... they say:
please feed me...
change my litter box...
let me use you as my scatching post...
lay still I want to eat your hair...
I don't like this food, buy me the kind with the prize in it, you know the live mouse prize...
and then one day you over hear their plans to over take your house and feed you out of a can.

I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.

Uh, sorry spoiled, but I don't think I can make your wish worse than it is!  Okay, I'll try.  You become a fish but find yourself eaten by the whale in Pinnochio where Gepetto catches you and fries you for dinner.

I wish I would never be to tired to exercise.

Edit:  additional wish, if that's okay:  I wish I didn't keep missing all the fun threads!!!

*poof* you never get tired of exercise, but now that your exercisng so much you neglect every other facet of your life and you die of starvation, dehydration, fatigue, and loneliness all at once.


I wish medical schools reps were banging down my door begging me to come to their school

Poof, medical school reps are banging down your door begging you to come to their school, but unfortunately you happened to be standing by the door and they banged it down on top of you.  Since they are merely reps, and you haven't yet been through medical school, nobody is able to save you.

I wish I was a magnificent tap dancer.

Poof, your a magnificent tap dancer but sadly your feet dissapear so you can't use your tallent.

I wish i could blow the biggest bubble gum bubble in the world

poof! you blow the biggest bubble gum bubble and get trapped inside of it floating around the world with nothing to eat except the bubble!  if you eat the bubble you fall to your death or you dont eat it and you die of starvation.

I wish my kids rooms were clean

*POOF* You blow the biggest bubble gum bubble in the world!  It gets so big, in fact, that you get trapped inside of it.  Along with an angry cougar.  After hours and hours of horrible scratching, clawing, biting, and eating...you are left a bloody stump.  And the cougar gets gum in his fur, which pisses him off even more and sends him on a 9 city tour of death and destruction.

I wish everything made with sugar was switched to friggin splenda!!

damnit slappy!

*POOF* Your kids room is clean!  So clean in fact, that it sparkles.  You walk by the room to see it...and find yourself mesmerized by its beauty.  Your whole family gets caught in his "beautiful room" trap and eventually none of you eat, bathe, or sleep.  You all die of starvation and are found months later in a horrible stinky mess.  The people who find you are so taken with the clean room that they themselves get caught in the trap.  There is no choice but for the government to nuke your house and destroy the clean room.

Same with for me!  splenda!!

no wish for you!

lol

poof everything sweet is made with splenda and all sugar is destroyed.  After 3 months of all things splenda we find out it causes death after 4 months!  All human race is wiped about because of this evil wish.

I wish I could sleep and wake up refreshed!

*POOF*  You sleep and wake up refreshed!  So refreshed, in fact, that you go for your longest run you've EVER been on!  You go so far, that you get lost in the woods.  After days of trying to find your way out, you run across a cougar covered in bubble gum...and he mauls the crap out of you.  Weeks later, some hikers find your body, but instead of reporting it, they take whatever money you had on you and go get really really drunk.  They get so drunk that they end up drunk driving into a military base and crashing into a cache of missiles, setting them off and destroying 98% of new york.

I wish I didn't have to pee ever hour, haha.

you keep killing me!

*poof* you don't have to pee every hour, now you have to poo every hour! ha ha ha ha ha ha

I wish I didn't have so much cellulite on my legs!

*POOF* You don't have as much cellulite on your legs!  Unfortunately, its now on your face.  You are forced to join the circus to make a living.

I wish Slappy didn't die in all of the wishes I corrupt for her :-P

I knew my wish would be corrupted like that! lol

*poof* slappy no longer dies in the wishes you corrupt for her, instead she lives a long painful agonizing life!

I wish I could stop time whenever I wanted to.

Your wish is granted, Slappy doesn't die in all of those corrupted wishes. But because Slappy is now alive, revenge is on the mind and Finewine is at the top of the list!

I wish my b@@bs were smaller.

Poof, your bosoms are smaller, infact non existant, actually you have a nice concave ribcage and a HUGE bottom side.
Oh yea, you also develop a clown nose, and end up having to join lilborykuamami in the circus!

I wish dandruff didn't exist