The Corrupt Wish Game

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I could fly.

Corruption:  Poof... you can fly, but you fly right into a storm cloud and get electricuted.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish I were a size 2.

*Poof*  Everyone at your office stops stressing out, but this doesn't stop stressing you out, because now they just don't have a care in the world.  They sit pretzel style on the floor, making paper chains out of reports, eat bon bons, and sing "The Wheels On the Bus" over and over.  Now YOU are left to do all their work plus yours- and no bon bons for you because you're on a diet.

I wish I had an endless bank account to spend on anything my heart desired.

*Bling* you have an endless bank account, and you've been spending it wildly, but you've just discovered that the bank juxtaposed two digits in the account numbers, and you've been spending the money of Johnny "the Rat" Manusco, the most vicious member of the Manusco family drug cartel.

I wish all the cell phones in the world would disappear for two weeks.

 

*Bloop* All cell phones are gone, so now people constantly scream everything they have to say.  Every.where.you.go people are screaming.

 

I wish I never had to work again.

*Poof* You never have to work again. BTW heres a recycled cardboard box you can move all your belongings in because you can't pay your bills.

I wish I was basking in the sun on a tropical island.

*Poof* You're on a tropical island in the sun.. with no sunblock!  You're now sunburnt to a crisp and your skin resembles the surface of prune for the rest of your life.  Island natives capture you and lock you in a cage that's hovering precariously over a field of giant cacti, tossing spears at you and calling you "Rubber-skin Lady"

I wish people would listen to me when I talked, instead of acting like I was too idiotic for people to take what I say seriously.

 

*poof* suddenly everyone listens to what you say. however they are now too idiotic to understand anything you say let alone take it seriously..

 

I wish my new nose ring didnt keep tickling me

*bing* it doesn't tickle anymore... it HURTS.  It's inflamed and infected and whatever has gotten in there smells horrible!  It's oozing green puss and throbbing.  Damn.  You thought it would looks so good on you.  Now you'll be lucky if you don't end up with a horrendous scar.

I wish I craved veggies instead of easter candy.

You crave veggies but they are fattening and candy is low-cal.

 

I wish I were 20 again.

KA-ZAAM!!

You're 20 again! however you now remember it wasn't as great as you thought it was.
You're job is crap, you don't get paid enough, your friends are all imature asses and you have no luck of finding a partner in life because they are all too imature for you.

I wish i was sane and i got along with the human race better.

*poof* You're sane... which sucks because the world is a horrible place and you are now forced to face it in all its raw reality. 

*poof* You get along better with the human race... you are now just as selfish, rude, opportunistic, and egotistical.  Go you.

I wish that 1700 calories made me feel full.

granted you now the skinner than paris hilton.

 

i wish storm troopers were real.

 

 

you've had us stumped, my friend.   however.  i have this for you:

::KAPOW:: storm troopers are real!  but you're the only person that can see them>>enjoy the straight-jacket, buddy.

 

I wish time would magically fast forward to 5/10 at 5PM when I will be done with all of my classes/finals/COLLEGE!

** POOF ** Time fast forwarded, unfortunately, your learning did not.  You failed every test, every course, and must now repeat them.

I wish I could spend every weekend in the mountains camping and trout fishing.

 

POOF, you are turned into a bear, and then summarily turned into a rug.

I wish I could get paid for doing nothing all day.

POOF! You are now the smooth bottom of a wishing well.

I wish I could be a famous author.

*SHAZAM*

Congratulations.. you are now famous for being the only author in recorded history that never sold a book EVER and you die penniless

I wish I had $5 for every teenager on CC that asks if eating 300 cal a day is ok, and if being over 80 pounds makes them "fat"

Original Post by josh87yy:

granted you now the skinner than paris hilton.

i wish storm troopers were real.

I felt this needed a more "dorki-fied" response ;O)

*VIOLA*

Storm Troopers ARE real! Sadly, so are jedi, which  you were one of the remaining during a time they were still refered to as "clone troopers" One day, while minding your own business ... almost out of earshot you hear "The time has come. Execute Order 66."

Sucks to be you ;O)

Original Post by thesnarf:

*SHAZAM*

Congratulations.. you are now famous for being the only author in recorded history that never sold a book EVER and you die penniless

 

I wish I had $5 for every teenager on CC that asks if eating 300 cal a day is ok, and if being over 80 pounds makes them "fat"

*plopp* You are given $5, but it comes in gas gift card form. Even though you get lots of them, it's barely enough to get you to the gas station and back home again.

I wish that my house walls weren't made of plaster.

KAPLOUIE!!!!!!!

 

OK they are actually made of French bread with no doors and you have to eat your way out and gain 20 pounds.

 

I wish I didn't have to work!

congraulations!! you dont have to work, ...but with that you become homeless, become a hooker to make money get strung out on crack by your pimp and die of an overdose!

 

I wish belly wasn't so big