The Corrupt Wish Game

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I could fly.

Corruption:  Poof... you can fly, but you fly right into a storm cloud and get electricuted.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish I were a size 2.

Zap

 Congrats Your Belly is'nt so big!, Unfortunatly the rest of your body i completly out of wack with your new flat tummy leaving you looking warped and freeky.

 

I Wish My Mum Would Stop Offering me Fatty Foods

 

 

congratulations! your mum has stopped offering you fatty foods but in tern provides you with nothing. you end up homeless, with no food shrivel away and become a pair of fluffy dice.

 

i wish seth binzer was gay

seth binzer is gay, but he becomes so stereotypically gay that every new Crazy Town song sounds like a tiny Broadway musical act. - I dunno... in my mind that's bad.

 

I wish I were a world famous neurosurgeon.

You're a neurosurgeon, but you're so lousy at it that everyone you've operated on is paralyzed!

I wish i had a house at the beach

you have a house on the beach but unfourtunately right after you move in a tsunami blows it away.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

you should wish to be more decisive!

i wish i could go to new orleans this year!

*POOF* you CAN go to new orleans, unfortunately, they have moved all the new orleans fun stuff to pledras negras texas and now you are stuck in your room with no phone reception to get you out of new orleans.

I wish my kids were obedient.

ok someone help me out here -- i really need obedient kids :)

POOF - you have obedient kids, but they are also turned into robots :(

I wish I had an IPOD.