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Mole Family

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together

in a little mole hole.



One day, papa mole sticks


his head

out of the hole, sniffs the air

and said,

"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"



The mama mole sticks her head


out of the hole,

sniffs the air and said,

"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"





Now baby mole is trying


to stick his head

out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't


because the bigger moles

are in the way.

This makes him whine,

"Geez, all I can smell is....



MOLASSES!
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that made me smile [=
hehehehe

i like it!
That took me way too long to figure out.  I was wondering if molasses was spelled wrong, if maybe the moles had some doody stuck to their rumps, or what was going on.

Aahh...  Gotta love the Polish.
Here cd, this one is for you.

What is E.T. short for (you know the movie right)?

He has little legs.

I love the molasses joke. How cute.

 

The ET joke is great to. It took me a bit to get it, but I did finally, lol. 

LOL love the mole joke =] Really cute.

Did yall hear the one about that guy who beat his cows with small objects??

 

It was the worst case of a knick-knack patty whack they'd ever seen...

:D

I've never seen E.T.  So.. you know.. I don't get it. :|
i just laughed so hard for some reason something came out of my nose.
Did you grow up in the US cd?
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