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If you walk into a dark room and put the light on - where does the dark go?

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The Grue eats it.

Beware the Grue.

It is immediately absorbed by you. It goes inside of you through your nostrils, eye lids, mouth, and any other opening you may have exposed at the moment. Some have said that it poops inside of you if it stays in there for to long and you may end up getting hepatitis. Other sources have even mentioned that it may get you pregnant.. but I find that somewhat to much of a stretch.

I hear we have 20lb of darkness in our colons.

It runs away in fear.

Always fear the light.  Always.

Original Post by bombacho:

It is immediately absorbed by you. It goes inside of you through your nostrils, eye lids, mouth, and any other opening you may have exposed at the moment. Some have said that it poops inside of you if it stays in there for to long and you may end up getting hepatitis. Other sources have even mentioned that it may get you pregnant.. but I find that somewhat to much of a stretch.

 LMAO :P

Original Post by amethystgirl:

I hear we have 20lb of darkness in our colons.

 *snort*

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by amethystgirl:

I hear we have 20lb of darkness in our colons.

 *snort*

I swear I read that somewhere...

Actually electric bulbs have been proven to be dark suckers

It turns invisible, duh.

It runs from the light and hides behind you duh, it's called a shadow.

 

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