Darkness Falls Across the Land. The Midnight Chat is Close at Hand.

Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighborhood
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

Original Post by splitrail:

*noticed that you can interchange the words "god" and "gun" in some of the more heated posts - and yet the argument remains equally relevant*

 *wonders how this works in the posts that recommend flinging kitchen knives at intruders*

Original Post by hkellick:

Re: #117

Yes. Yes it does. :p

 *applause for not pointing out the obvious*

My opinions would be just about as welcome in a gun thread as in a god one, so I'll stay away from both. ;)

*settles on the couch and watches Guffman*

I am jamming to Adma Ant and this young guy (early 20's) comes in my office just now and says "What the HELL is that????"

Cracked me up!

Original Post by dnrothx:

Original Post by splitrail:

*noticed that you can interchange the words "god" and "gun" in some of the more heated posts - and yet the argument remains equally relevant*

 *wonders how this works in the posts that recommend flinging kitchen knives at intruders*

 You could hurl religious epitaphs, or shoot them?

Guffman!!!!!

Love.  Love.  Love.

E and I watch that ... probably once a month.  :-)

Original Post by splitrail:

 You could hurl religious epitaphs, or shot them?

THOU SHALT BE GONE FROM MY HOUSE, VESSEL OF SATAN!  SMITE SMITE SMITE!

It appears the gun thread is fading away.

Internet discussions are so...ephemeral.

Original Post by justlaura:

Original Post by splitrail:

 You could hurl religious epitaphs, or shot them?

THOU SHALT BE GONE FROM MY HOUSE, VESSEL OF SATAN!  SMITE SMITE SMITE!

 That's not an epitaph.

HERE LIES YO MOMMA UNTO THE LORD!

Mornin' Carrie - your usual ice cream and dill pickle with pork gravy on the side?

*pouts*  But it's so fun to smite!

Original Post by justlaura:

THOU SHALT BE GONE FROM MY HOUSE, VESSEL OF SATAN!  SMITE SMITE SMITE!

But whyyyy?

I kinda like it here! :)

Original Post by splitrail:

Mornin' Carrie - your usual ice cream and dill pickle with pork gravy on the side?

 *hurls*

*feels the ground under her feet shifting*

Oh-oh!!  I think we have pizzed off the spirits under this creepy chat place today.

*feels cold breeze creep up her back*

quick! Offer Whiskey to them! Perhaps that'll satisfy them!

Morning sickness is the best!  Let me explain...

When my wife was pregnant with my daughter, she had an aversion to ice cream so horrible that it'd make her vomit.

Coincidentally and serendipitously, it just so happened that the store I was working at had a promotion where they were handing out coupons for Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream.  So, as an employee, I got a stash of them.

All the Ben & Jerry's for me.  It was so awesome!  I love morning sickness! :D

Original Post by kallie67:

*feels the ground under her feet shifting*

Oh-oh!!  I think we have pizzed off the spirits under this creepy chat place today.

*feels cold breeze creep up her back*

 *removes hands from kallie's shirt*

Sorry. I was cold. :)

Original Post by hkellick:

quick! Offer Whiskey to them! Perhaps that'll satisfy them!

 *grabs multiple bottles of whiskey from chat bar and dumps it all over the ground*

Original Post by kallie67:

*feels the ground under her feet shifting*

Oh-oh!!  I think we have pizzed off the spirits under this creepy chat place today.

*feels cold breeze creep up her back*

 Where oh where can we find a group of Christians to help us in our time of need?  (What's the correct term of a group of Christians?  Certainly not a Gaggle...)

Pfft.  My office is down there Kallie.  Ain't no one doing anything today.