Darkness Falls Across the Land. The Midnight Chat is Close at Hand.

Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighborhood
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

Original Post by kallie67:

Original Post by hkellick:

quick! Offer Whiskey to them! Perhaps that'll satisfy them!

 *grabs multiple bottles of whiskey from chat bar and dumps it all over the ground*

What a Waste of Whiskey

*raises hand*

I'm a Christian.  Now...why exactly do you need one, let alone a group of them?

Armed Christians.  That's what we need.

Original Post by dnrothx:

Pfft.  My office is down there Kallie.  Ain't no one doing anything today.

That's fitting. You're government. Of course you work in hell.

The only way a Snowball will form in hell is if it signs it's forms in triplictate, the forms gets lost, found, set on fire, reconstituted and then filed and lost forever.

Original Post by dnrothx:

*raises hand*

I'm a Christian.  Now...why exactly do you need one, let alone a group of them?

 To deter the evil spirits of course!

Original Post by kallie67:

Original Post by hkellick:

quick! Offer Whiskey to them! Perhaps that'll satisfy them!

 *grabs multiple bottles of whiskey from chat bar and dumps it all over the ground*

 Um.  I think that just ticked them off more since they're now drenched in whiskey.

What's a spirit going to do with whiskey, anyway?  It's not like they have stomachs or taste buds...

I find that, in Chat, Whiskey is the answer more often than not.

And if the problem doesn't go away, well at least you'll be drunk enough it stops mattering ;D

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by dnrothx:

*raises hand*

I'm a Christian.  Now...why exactly do you need one, let alone a group of them?

 To deter the evil spirits of course!

 Oh.

Be gone evil spirits.  Shoo.

Original Post by splitrail:

Armed Christians.  That's what we need.

 FINALLY!!!

Oh, wait, I'm not both.  Pooh. :(

I'm waiting for Kathy to arrive.

If #143 wasn't a direct call for Kathy, I don't know what was.

Original Post by hkellick:

I find that, in Chat, Whiskey is the answer more often than not.

And if the problem doesn't go away, well at least you'll be drunk enough it stops mattering ;D

 Too right!!

*grabs last bottle of whiskey and chugs it*

Ahh...now I know nothing.  Less than nothing.

*pukes violently*

*falls over*

*in vomit*

Original Post by kallie67:

Original Post by hkellick:

I find that, in Chat, Whiskey is the answer more often than not.

And if the problem doesn't go away, well at least you'll be drunk enough it stops mattering ;D

 Too right!!

*grabs last bottle of whiskey and chugs it*

Ahh...now I know nothing.  Less than nothing.

*pukes violently*

*falls over*

*in vomit*

Uh oh.. now you've done it.
Now you've REALLY upset the Spirits!

*watches the old house begin to shake menacingly*

Ew.  Someone clean up Kat.  Us Christians are trying to get rid of the evil spirits.

*moves the ficus over so it partially hides drunken Kallie*

Seems we've started our weekend way way early here in chat. :D

Which reminds me!

*casts a spell*

*watches the room fill with bowls upon bowls of sugar-free candy* :D

Have fun. Try not to get TOO sick!
And watch out.. there's some tricks with those treats ;) (I'm me. You expected less? >;D)

*shakes head sadly at those who drink before breakfast*

*smokes some pot*

Sugar-free?

The Chat has become Hell.

heh!  shall I be evil and start the artificial sweetener debate?

Nah.

*eats a "real" Kit Kat while nobody's looking*

No sugar-free for me.  'Tis bad for the parasite.

*waves wand, and scores of peanut butter cups appear*

Much better.

Original Post by hkellick:

*watches the room fill with bowls upon bowls of sugar-free candy* :D

 

 *drunkenly grabs at nearest candy bowl*

*dumps candy all over chat floor*

*eats pieces of what she thinks is taffy*

*keeps chewing...and chewing...and chewing*

HEY!  This is a condom!