Darkness Falls Across the Land. The Midnight Chat is Close at Hand.

Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighborhood
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

Sugar free candy gives you diarrhea...so your plan is go gross out the evil spirits?

fellow Christian so ...be gone! 

did that work??? They stay away from me of course so I can't see them...

Original Post by splitrail:

*shakes head sadly at those who drink before breakfast*

*smokes some pot*

 Dude, if you aren't gonna share, well, that is just uncool.

God. Try to do a good date.

*removes sugar-free candy*
*just fills the room with all sorts of delicious yummy candy.. chocolate bars, pop tarts, kit kats, gobstoppers, caramel bits with cream, etc.*

It's a good thing there's no such thing as evil spirits ...

*mumbles pass the dutchie by the left hand side*

Original Post by hkellick:

God. Try to do a good date.

 

Doing a date?  *laffs*

THERE *is* such a thing as Evil Spirits. Today.

*watches the zombie creeping behind Carrie to grab her*

Original Post by justlaura:

*eats a "real" Kit Kat while nobody's looking*

 You mean the British kind, or is this a new nickname for Kat?

Original Post by kallie67:

Original Post by hkellick:

God. Try to do a good date.

 

Doing a date?  *laffs*

Original Post by kallie67:

*mumbles pass the dutchie by the left hand side*

 Hey, they said that was a cookie pot. :D

Original Post by hkellick:

THERE *is* such a thing as Evil Spirits. Today.

*watches the zombie creeping behind Carrie to grab her*

 *snort*

Original Post by kallie67:

Original Post by splitrail:

*shakes head sadly at those who drink before breakfast*

*smokes some pot*

 Dude, if you aren't gonna share, well, that is just uncool.

 *passes the hookah*

Original Post by yachtracer1977:

Original Post by hkellick:

THERE *is* such a thing as Evil Spirits. Today.

*watches the zombie creeping behind Carrie to grab her*

 *snort*

Killjoy.

Original Post by yachtracer1977:

It's a good thing there's no such thing as evil spirits ...

 *starts whispering "redrum" in Carrie's ear*

I'm just a sweet TransChatter from TransChatting Chatsylvania...

Good morning, babies. :)

Tequila.  Now that's an evil spirit.

Original Post by kathygator:

I'm just a sweet TransChatter from TransChatting Chatsylvania...

Good morning, babies. :)

We summoned you earlier. Glad you finally made it. :)

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by kallie67:

Original Post by splitrail:

*shakes head sadly at those who drink before breakfast*

*smokes some pot*

 Dude, if you aren't gonna share, well, that is just uncool.

 *passes the hookah*

 *takes a big hit and passes the doobie along*

*swigs more whiskey from her secret stash*

What word did you use?

For the record: 'boobies' doesn't work...

Original Post by splitrail:

Tequila.  Now that's an evil spirit.

 Concur