Would YOU date commander Data?

Ok, he's pale.  But he's honest, and sticks to his word.  He can make subroutines to please you endlessly.  He's "fully functional in every way", and a heck of a smart guy.

nope, he never mastered humor

true!  humor is important, after all.

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hmm, yeah, he's a bit too serious

If you're talking about before he got the emotion chip:  No, for the same reason why Lt. D'Sora broke up with him - there could not really be an emotional connection, and it could only be part of a subroutine.  Plus I agree humor is key - someone who couldn't honestly laugh at my stupid jokes would be hard to relate with.

After the emotion chip was fused in his brain in Generations?  Yeah, that would be a possibility.

Try out the equipment once or twice:  Absolutely.

Date:  Maybe.

Nope

But I woulda dated Spock! Used to have a crush on him back in the day.

Now, as in the past, I'd totally run away with Dr. Who.

I can't imagine he'd be that exciting in bed.... So, no :)

At least Spok was a life form. Data was just a machine. Although it is amusing to note that he was programmed to function sexually.

Original Post by kathygator:

At least Spok was a life form. Data was just a machine. Although it is amusing to note that he was programmed to function sexually.

 Ah - but this is where we get into the definition of sentience (which were some of the more fascinating episodes of TNG, in my opinion).

According to those silicon based creatures, we're just "ugly bags of mostly water" - but it doesn't us make any less of a life form.   

Anything that contains a mother board is inherently not sexy.

Just a dildo with eyes, a love doll that thinks and speaks logically...yep not sexy

Original Post by kathygator:

Anything that contains a mother board is inherently not sexy.

 I don't know - I thought Sean Young looked pretty good in Blade Runner. 

Okay, technically didn't have a mother board - but really - had Soong made Data's skin more human like and done a bunch of upgrades, with the emotion chip, would anyone be able to tell the difference?

Although I am a sucker for the emotionally unavailable. :)

Didn't every other old Star Trek episode involve the crew being held captive by women with beehive hairdos who forced them to unspeakable things, and made Spock cry?

Well, Roddenberry did have a fondness for the sexy female sublty powerful alien type creature, but I don't recall it being the theme of every other episode.

Now we're on to old school Star Trek.

Loved the one about the pills that made the women beautiful. :)

Original Post by katonick:

Didn't every other old Star Trek episode involve the crew being held captive by women with beehive hairdos who forced them to unspeakable things, and made Spock cry?

God, did you ever WATCH Star Trek?!?! ;p

No.. the plot of EVERY original Star Trek.
For your enjoyment.

Kirk: Stardate 12... 45.. 78.. point... 6. We are on a routine trip to the Orion Cluster to search for Klingons!

Spock: there's a planet ahead!

Kirk: Well, as per TV rules, we must beam down to it! I want spock, mccoy, chekov and sulu. Oh, and you two redshirts.. what's your name? Ah, it doesn't matter.

everyone beams down.

Scotty: Sir! The Transporters are broken! I think I can get them fixed before the end of the episode, but not before!

Kirk: I want answers, mister!

Scotty: Well, I'm doing my best sir!

Kirk: Well, keep me informed.

Redshirt 1 died.

McCoy: He's DEAD Jim!

Spock: Fascinating.

Kirk: Let's all explore. Split up so that we're better target for whatever's hunting us. Not that we have to worry, of course. We'll only be taken prisoner.

Natives arrive and capture Kirk and the Crew, killing Red Shirt 2 in the battle.

Natives: We must take you to our god!

Kirk: Scotty, can we beam out of here?

Scotty: Not yet, sir!

Kirk: then we'll have to fight our way out!

Kirk wiggles his eyebrows at a comely female robot who just happens to be guarding her. The female robot is entranced. They kiss. the robot goes haywire, kills the other guards and frees the crew.

Kirk: Now, let's get out of here!

Spock: Fascianting. Look, Jim. They're alien god. It's actually a machine.

Kirk: Then we must destroy it! Damn the prime directive! Kill the damned machine

The crew manages to kill the machine, just in time for the transporters to be fixed, and for them to be beamed out and move on with the rest of their mission.

The end.

Oh, Oh, I think I saw that one.

He would do whatever you say whenever you say (and would never even remotely mind doing it...or ever get bored of doing it). Sex wouldnt be a problem...you could show him ANY porn movie and he would learn instantly! He could copy any personality you felt like having around...and still able to think for himself and offer advice / conversation! Ya, dating Data wouldnt be bad...