Dear Body

Dear Body,

I have a few things I'd like to say to you.
Hair - I'm sorry for not taking care of you as well as I should.
Eyes - You're okay. Still, I wish the skin under you wasn't so baggy.
Lips - You're cute. I like that you aren't too small or too large.
Nose - I wish you would shrink.
Skin - I despise you. You are plagued with keratosis pilaris and hyperpigmentation. You are also covered with disgusting stretch marks. Ugh.
Fingers - I love you. You allow me to play the piano beautifully and type at the speed of light.
Belly - Go away. Please.
Thighs - Follow the belly.
Breasts - I'm sorry for not wearing a bra of the right size for much of my life.
Feet - Thank you for not growing beyond a size 6. I quite like you.
Arms - Stop jiggling!
Bum - I wish you were more toned. 

Love,
Infiniteheart

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I got the idea from some Youtube videos. (Search "Dear Body" to find the videos).

Does anyone else have something they'd like to say to their bodies?

Dear body,  I got the message,  I promise to manage the diabetes I caused you. 

P.S.  Sorry for stretching your skin beyond repair.

Dear Body,

I'm sorry I forced too much stress and salt through you and messed up your pressure.  I will do better, really.  I will also take more vacations and breaks to help you relax.

Bp4

Dear Body,

You are, and always will be my enemy. That is why I do what I do to you, including all the piercings. Think of it this way, if I get enough I can install a curtain rod and I will, and no one else, will have to see you again.

Spitefully yours,

D.W

dear body,

hair: i hated you as a child and always wanted to change you. yet, you taught me that youre sexy and now im so happy you are the way you are. dont change-i do my best to care for you

eyes: things were scary for a while...didnt know if youd stay strong for me. but with a little help you did and i am very grateful

nose: youre simple, and stay in your place. i never want you to change

lips:youre perfect. and thanks for never chapping

fingers: cute thin, limber and sensitive-i apologize for taking away some of your beauty with nervous habits but I am working on that.

belly:im sorry i made you bit and then made you too small. thank you for putting up with the fluctuations and always letting my abs show

thighs-you drive me crazy but i know that youre a good size. just let mew tone you up some and well be doing great

arms: i love you. thank you for staying toned but not bulking up. and thank you for being so strong

butt: where did you go? with the lost weight you went away for a while...but i see you coming back. thank you for not forgetting me

skin: weve had plenty of issues but i think weve worked them out for the most part. finally youre clearing up and staying that way. the stretch marks i caused you years ago are finally fading. and youre such a quick healer-cuts and bruises are gone quickly.  so just help me out with the elasticity issue and well be good to go,

youre truly,

your partner in crime

Dear Body,

Though we've been together for 18 years.. I must say..

Hair, You're soft, beautiful and blonde. I promise to try not too screw you up too bad.

Eyes, I'm sorry I get mascara in you all the time.. and for not giving you contacts.. And I'm sorry inadvance for the wrinkles you'll have from smoking.

Lips, I'm sorry for biting you all the time. You're pretty though. I'm sorry for making you kiss waaay too many ugly ones though.

Nose, Sorry for being European.. Please just shrink just a bit!

Skin, You're alright SO FAR. I promise to not tan as much.

Fingers, Like inifiniteheart said, thanks for playing the piano so much, and being long enough to hold anyones hand.

Belly, I need to feed you more often, and I'm sorry, but I'm just trying to make you go away!

Thighs, Though your the 'thick thighs full of suprise', you just got to go, love.

Breasts, Grow. Really. Please. I beg of you. Be more like Belly and Thighs.

Feet, you are waay too big. I'm only 5 foot 5, you are a size 10.

Arms, Eh.. You're alright.

Bum, Sorry you get grabbed so much. You can join belly and thighs.

From, KatiiMenya

Dear body,

I'm going to stop abusing you, any day now.

Love always.

Original Post by direwolf689:

Dear Body,

You are, and always will be my enemy. That is why I do what I do to you, including all the piercings. Think of it this way, if I get enough I can install a curtain rod and I will, and no one else, will have to see you again.

Spitefully yours,

D.W

 

I am sorry....this made me laugh, for real. I love it :)

Dear Body,

I have a few things I'd like to say to you.
Hair - I never brush you because you are UNRULY!!! You are lucky I keep you!
Eyes - You show too much!!! Everyone can tell what I am thinking by looking at you, knock it off already! (PS you are a beautiful shade of whatever that color is) (pps, I am not mad that you need glasses to function correctly!)
Lips - Thanks for helping me kiss all those cute boys :)
Nose - Sometimes I despise my profile, bc you are all 'ski-slope-ish' but since you look good from the front, its all good!
Skin - thank you for being peachesncream. I forgive you for the breakouts, and i know that the strechmarks are all my fault. i shouldnt have pushed you so far!!
Fingers - No complaints, except for my weird pointer-finger naill.....grow normal already!!
Belly - You did a great job carrying the baby, now bounce back to normal already!
Thighs - Thank you for being thick....your strength empowers me!!!
Breasts - Haha, you are bigger now than ever, thanks for helping me sustain life and thanks for pleasing my men :)
Feet - I love you! you are the base upon which I live my life!!!
Arms - I love how tan you are, and I am sorry you are all scared up! Its all good though, we make a good team! you lift my son...I could never do that without you!
Bum - you rock....:) funny, i never liked you b4 but now I am glad you arent flat like the rest of the women in my fam.

I'd like to add a shout out to......

Ears-thank you for having such discrimination. you can tell good music from that bunk **** and you can always here it when the baby cries....you are awesome!

Wrists-thanks for always making me feel skinny and letting my watch hang so loose!!!

Calves-you may be beefy, but I appreciate all you do for me :)

Collarbones-glad to see you again!!!

Love,

Me :)

Dear Body: please just grow so that i don't stay at 5'4" for the rest of my life

Hair: You know what? i've actually taken really good care of you for the past 16 years, but now i'm gonna bleach you. harhar

Eyes: stop shrinking. and sorry for making you bulge from my nearsightedness. i can't help staring at the computer

Lips: you're big, but i'm okay with that

Nose: you're ugly. damn ugly. i got the flat asian nose. :(

Skin: mildly tanned so i guess it's alright

Fingers: you're getting fat. put down the bag of chips!

Belly: you've been exiled.

Thighs: sorry for all the stretch marks, but you still gotta go.

Breasts: um, you're alright, though i wouldn't mind you growing up a size or two

Feet: haha, katiimenya, i feel you. mine are a size 9

Arms: get the flabby off!

Bum: eh, you're alright too

sincerely yours,

subwaybusker

Hey Body,

Hair, I like you now that I dye the crap out of you. You're an alright kid.

Chin, I'd really like you better if you'd be a little less saggy. You're falling down on the job, babe!

As for the rest of you, I may complain about all you other parts a lot, but all in all, I'm just glad you're here and haven't run away from me yet, because losing you, arms and legs, is really just my biggest fear.

Belly, you could take up a little less space though. I know some of the boys like you, but you're really a nuisance to my swim suit shopping experience.

Thanks for Your Time and...Movement,

T.

P.S. Thighs, stop chaffing already! I lost weight on you and now I demand that you be comfortable!

Ooh!  I think I'm gonna follow your lead on this one.

Dear body,

Hair - Decent, but make up your mind.  Be thin hair or thick hair!
Eyes - I'm not supposed to have dark circles under you when I'm only 15.  Go away!
Lips - Gotta love 'em.
Nose - Love ya!
Skin - Thank you for cooperating with me. :)
Fingers - Awesome.
Belly - Actually, I kind of like you.  Thanks for staying so toned.
Thighs - Ahaha, YOU  my friend need to shrink like a shrinky dink.
Breasts - Lol.  Great.
Feet - Grow s'more!  That will make me taller (supposedly). Hehehe.
Arms - You are nice and toned, but the skin on you could use some work. 
Bum - Get tighter!

Original Post by direwolf689:

Dear Body,

You are, and always will be my enemy. That is why I do what I do to you, including all the piercings. Think of it this way, if I get enough I can install a curtain rod and I will, and no one else, will have to see you again.

Spitefully yours,

D.W

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Dear Body,

I hate you. I really do. I hate how out of all of my family, you picked me to be the apple shaped one. I have no ass, and look perpetually pregnant. If I could rip you to pieces and buy a new one, I really would. I cant ever be content with myself or my life as long as I am still attached to you. 

With hate,

Aniya.

Dear Body,

I am sorry I broke you. But I swear to God, I am going to fix you again.

Apologies,
Ellie.

dear body,

im so sorry i abused you for so long.you kicking in shape though i can feel the energy.and i love your piercings

dear body,

hair - sometimes i really love you. most of the time i despise you, though. i mean, why do you have to do that weird flippy thing? i guess i should give you some credit though. you put up with me dying you too much and turning you orange /:
Eyes - you're my favorite. i get tons of compliments because of you. you also got me a man [; thank ye kindly.      &n bsp;        ;       &n bsp;        ;       &n bsp;        ;       &n bsp;        ;       &n bsp;   Lips - you're alright. i'm sorry i didn't wear chapstick at band camp, so you are all peely. i'm also sorry i make you play an instrument for hours at a time.
Nose - hm. you're alright. it's hard to take pictures of myself though, because if i don't hold the camera at the perfect angle you look big. i like you though [:
Skin - you're not very nice to me. you're so white, and you make people tease me about it. you burn way too easily. you're peeling at the moment because of the sun. i guess it's alright though, because you stay pretty clear and i barely get pimples.
Fingers - i love you. you're kind of fat and you're weird looking because i've broken you guys so many times, but you let me write and play my instruments and hold hands with my boyfriend. thank you [:
Belly - go away. seriously. leave.
Thighs - follow the same advice i gave your friend up there.
Breasts - you're small. everyone tells me how small you are. sometimes it's hard to find clothes that fit you. i like you though [: you won't sag as much, baha.
Feet - you're the perfect size. you're sort of bony, though.      &n bsp;        ;       &n bsp;      Arms - i really don't like you /: you're too flabby and you're hard to tone. blah.      &nbs p;       & nbsp;      &nbs p;       & nbsp;      &nbs p;       & nbsp;      &nbs p;       & nbsp;      &nbs p;       & nbsp;      &nbs p;       & nbsp;      &nbs p;       & nbsp;       Bum - what bum? you are pretty much nonexistant. i wish you'd get a teeny bit bigger, though. i need some cushion down there. oh, and sorry i broke you that one time when i fell out of the tree. that wasn't fun.

Dear Body,

I have failed to keep you nice and toned at 150 pounds 2 years ago. Now you have to struggle with a 179 and try to lose weight. Your daily activities include: walking around for no reason, getting bloated like a 6-month pregnant lady from a single little tomato/grape/bread slice ANYTHING you eat, crying over little things and lifting huge masses of weight at the gym(typo? I don't CARE! :) )

Although you look great on the gym mirrors and men are looking at your ass, I still think that you look HORRIBLE!

Eyes- I wish you were lighter in colour, not this dull brown.

Nose- I wish you were straight, not fat/bulky

Arms- doesn't anything get you less flabbier?

Breasts- get a size, please. A C cup if you will, stop killing me with the in-between cups!

Stomach- I understand your bloating, but what about the extra baggage?

Love handles- go away!

Thighs- what is WRONG with you?? Please leave :(

Calves- I'm speechless, bone and muscle.

Feet- size 10, I'm starting to get used to you.

So body, CHANGE!!!!

Love,

Kate.