Definitely adults only

So, a few nights ago, my husband got awoken at 2.30am by some pounding on the walls and squeeking noises, which apparently were coming from the neighbors bedroom. He said it was the fastest sex he had ever heard and that, since he could hear their bed and the pounding, if there was any pleasure on the girl's side he would certainly have heard it!
Well, last night I woke up and heard those same noises. It was 4.20am. And yes, it was unbelievably fast. This guy needs some advice.

So my question is, what kind of people have sex at 4.20am? I mean, unles it's their usual wakeup time, which I doubt,  it is a time of the night I just want to sleep. Do you think she was even awake?

We've done it at 4:30... there've been a couple of days when the two of us can't sleep. Sometimes we snuggle, and sometimes snuggles can lead into other things :) *eg*

Perhaps you should buy them sex for dummies and leave it, wrapped, no card or telling them who bought it, at their door step :)

You telling me you've never been laying next to someone sleeping, wake up at 4:30 and just cant help it and start something?  I've done that a few times...didn't think it was that weird.  Perhaps it's their usual bed time?  Wake up time?  perhaps they're just REALLY hot for each other?  who knows?

and hey...maybe she likes it fast like that...haha.  Or perhaps they were going slower for awhile and that was the flurried finish?  You can't hear an hour of foreplay can ya? ;)

I used to live in an apartment and it seemed like ALL my neighbors were nympho's because barely a night went by that I didn't hear at least one of them. 

I learned that if I closed my closet door it cut down on the sound from upstairs, which was good, because that guy was having, um, multiple partners.

Naturally I lived there when I was between relationships....  'bout drove me crazy...

Well, I guess some people want to have sex at that time and thats fair enough. But it shouldn't wake you or your husband up, thats just not fair. They're only human, but if it persists you should do something about it. My neighbours used to argue late at night and it would keep me awake... untill that fateful day when I'd saved up enough to buy my own drumkit, the next time they argued late I made one helluva racket and they soon got the message. Don't get mad, get even. :D

oh, I am not mad. I thought that was pretty funny :-)
And yes, we've done that in the middle of the night with my husband but not in a while... I guess we are both sound asleep at 4.30am. Probably normal. Maybe I'm just getting old. Next time, I probably should wake up hubby and go for it. And teach them!

*falls over* *imagines plume yelling at the cieling, in her Belgian Accent "THIS IS HOW YOU HAVE SEX!" whilst plume and husband get it on!* XD
ahahahahahahaha!

Shiftworkers!

My hubby is a police officer and he often comes home at 3 or 4 a.m.....

*laughing* hahaha!
Maybe I should just ask them to move their bed away from our common wall (yes, it's not coming from the ceiling) and let them do whatever they want however they want.

aaahhh! shift workers. She looks like a college student but he looks older. They just moved in so I don't know what he does

Perhaps next time you should cheer them on.  They wake you up and when they're done, yell "Good show!  A bit short, but I'm sure the effort was 100%!!"  They might get embarrassed and figure out to move the bed away from the wall themselves.  Or start doing your husband louder and faster...have a competition.  Add some spice ;)

*wonders how loud plume can moan ;D*

college students are like shift workers with the crazy hours we keep.  4:30 is not at all unreasonable.. trust me. ;)

hey, HK! That's my own private business!

XD

If you want them to shut the heck up, get an empty 5 gallon water bottle (you know, those ones that you put on top of a water cooler?) and use it to bang on the wall.  Of course, the entire neighborhood will hear you, but I think they'll get the point.

We used to have some people above us with the same problem.  A couple of minutes of banging and then nothing.  *Shakes head*  Poor girl.

I say either reinforce the bed so it doesn't hit the wall, move it away from the wall or just use the couch.

that's what we thought "poor girl". She looks very young. Probably 19
or so. She does not know yet that there is better out there!

I think it might be normal if one is an early riser. It is best in the morning, it leaves time for 2nds or 3rds later in the day ;0) !

I do think it is rude though to do it that early in the morning unless they know the bed will not bang either the floor or wall. Part of the short time might be that they just do that position for a short time, and than switch who has control, if you catch my drift.

bill (likes it early in the morning, but 4:30 is a bit too early!)

kipp, perhaps you should ask HK to write a few chapter on that in addition to his diet "book" to explain what it is ;-)

Bill, maybe they switched positions but I am sure the one I heard was the last one. It went from very fats to very very very fast to nothing, if you know what I mean

It's what a woman can use to get her man to do what she wants, and what a man will do anything for his honey to get. That is how "honeydo's" got started. Honey, can you do the lawn, honey, can you do the oil change on the car, honey, can you clean out the gutters. Us men are easy to persuade! Just kidding.......well, sort of...

bill (sometimes needs persuation too)