Definitely adults only

So, a few nights ago, my husband got awoken at 2.30am by some pounding on the walls and squeeking noises, which apparently were coming from the neighbors bedroom. He said it was the fastest sex he had ever heard and that, since he could hear their bed and the pounding, if there was any pleasure on the girl's side he would certainly have heard it!
Well, last night I woke up and heard those same noises. It was 4.20am. And yes, it was unbelievably fast. This guy needs some advice.

So my question is, what kind of people have sex at 4.20am? I mean, unles it's their usual wakeup time, which I doubt,  it is a time of the night I just want to sleep. Do you think she was even awake?

I think it's more like riding a horse than riding a bike.

But I could be mixing my metaphors :)

This is the strangest conversation ever. haha

Maybe he was trying to wake her.

kidding...hehe.

I like a midnight romp once in a while...keeps things interesting.

Dude I sure miss a lot when I am working. :P I think these 2 people have an amazing sex drive and more power to them. lol. They just want it all the time and different hours of the day. :)

This is a bit OT, but is definitely adults-only....  really is probably a pervs-only post...  so I'm taking advantage of the adult space to share this info:

"Is sperm nutritious or fattening?

You are what you eat. In this case, it is somewhat true since sperm contain important genetic material.  But sperm, despite its important load, is not particularly nutritious or fattening.  The average ejaculate, about one teaspoon, contains between two and three hundred million sperm. Total calories: about 5.  These calories are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

Other good stuff found in semen includes water, vitamin C, citric acid, phosphate, bicarbonates, zinc, and prostaglandins.  A veritable breakfast of champions."

--from Why Do Men Have Nipples? by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

I am not advocating for or against the ingestion of sperm.  Just remembered this being mentioned in previous post(s) -- about how many calories it has and now....  we know.

OMG

Thanks nomo!
(... I think... )

OMG twice..

Soooooooooooooooooooo if we take in sperm we can add that on to our protein intake.?

I wonder if it's in our food database..:P

maybe that's the secret to get enough protein....

...

not interested in that kind of diet, HK? Wonder why...

LOL plume!

This book answers questions "you'd only ask a doctor after your third martini" and includes others like

• Can a man ever run out of sperm?
• Do men need sex more often than women?
• Is there really a g-spot?  (I know the answer to that one! yes!)
• Does circumcision lessen the fun of sex?
• Why do nipples become erect?
• and Is it true that you can break your penis?

aren't you glad you didn't waste the calories of 3 martinis to get the answer above?

So.. DO men need sex more often than women?

no way JOse. Whoever said that dont know what they're talking about.

Women need it just as much.

Can you break a penis......Yes you can! Even though at times it seems indestructable, it can and has happened. Most cases occure (from my aunt who is an ER nurse) is from sports injuries. A male may get excited (read stiff) during a sports contest, and in some they wear protection (read nut cup) and with a hard impact can bend (remember, it is stiff) a penis and cause damage. Now I don't know what happens after they go into a hospital, but I rather not try it myself! 0_0

edit:this makes me think of a movie quote I should have entered in the favorite movie quotes topic.

Austin powers movie:

female assasin "My name is swallows, maiden name was spitz"

Austin "So which is it, spitz or swallows?"

Well I suppose since none of us were in the room we don't really know how fast it was, but I've got to give props. My partner is on swing shift and gets home 3-4 am, and I've had just about enough sleep by then to be interested, have some fun and get another hour of so of sleep before I have to get up and go to work. As for the fast, I have to say, fast and rough can be really really fun :)

- No men don't run out of sperm, but he count can get low, and of course the tyranny of hydrolics can come into play.

- no

- yes (omg if you haven't found it go home right now and find it!)

- no, and it's more sanitary (personally I also prefer crew cut)

- to encourage breastfeeding mothers to breastfeed since It's pleasurful (I don't know why men have nipples though)

- Can't "break" your penis since there is no bone, but you can damange the muscles resulting in a lot of pain and even deformities (happened to someone I read about by rough play and a wife's pubic bone...ooops).

Do Men Need Sex More Often Than Women?

"Men are often told that they have sex on the brain, and it appears as though this may be true.

In one recent study in Nature Neuroscience, a team of researchers had 28 men and women look at erotic photographs while an MRI took scans of their brain. The subjects looked at arousing photographs of heterosexual couples engaged in sexual activity, sexually attractive nudes of the opposite sex, and at pictures of men and women in nonsexual situations. When analyzing the MRI results, researchers found that two areas of the brain, the amygdala and the hypothalamus, were more activated in men than in women when viewing identical sexual stimuli.

So do men have sex on the brain?  Of course, and do bears s**t in the woods?

We really didn't need a team of researchers to answer this one."

OK -- who wants to bet money that all of the researchers working on that study were male?  All this proves is that men are more sexually aroused by visual stimuli than women are.  I suppose the researchers couldn't imagine that women are aroused more by non-visual cues, like well... it's a long list of things that turn women on, but let's just say they are more relational and less visual.  What if they were measuring sexual arousal in response to a romantic scene in a movie (not a sex scene, a romantic scene).  You'd probably find that the women wanted it more than the guys. I think rahana is right.