Definitely adults only
So, a few nights ago, my husband got awoken at 2.30am by some pounding
on the walls and squeeking noises, which apparently were coming from
the neighbors bedroom. He said it was the fastest sex he had ever heard
and that, since he could hear their bed and the pounding, if there was
any pleasure on the girl's side he would certainly have heard it!
Well, last night I woke up and heard those same noises. It was 4.20am. And yes, it was unbelievably fast. This guy needs some advice.
So my question is, what kind of people have sex at 4.20am? I mean, unles it's their usual wakeup time, which I doubt, it is a time of the night I just want to sleep. Do you think she was even awake?
Well, last night I woke up and heard those same noises. It was 4.20am. And yes, it was unbelievably fast. This guy needs some advice.
So my question is, what kind of people have sex at 4.20am? I mean, unles it's their usual wakeup time, which I doubt, it is a time of the night I just want to sleep. Do you think she was even awake?
In a purely Darwinian way, it makes sense that women and men should both be equally interested. What good would it be for the species, as a whole, if only men were interested in sex? Homosexuality would be rampant and the species wouldn't propogate.
What a topic on a Monday morning!!
OK - last two
Is it true that you can break your penis?
"It pains us to say, but this is true. There is no bone in your 'bone', but you can rputure the penis, which is called a penile fracture. Sudden trauma or bending of the penis in an erect state can break the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection.
This happens most frequently during sex. Don't expect to get a cast and crutches though. This injury is an emergency and requires surgery to prevent sexual dysfunction. Ouch!"
Can a woman ejaculate?
"There have been many claims about female ejaculation, but this was always dismissed as urination during intercourse. More recent evidence has found that higher levels of a compound, prostatic acid phosphatase, has been found in patients who claim to have female ejaculation. this compound is also found in high levels in male ejaculate and originates in the prostate.
Researchers have taken an anotomic approach to the issue of prostatelike components in female ejaculate. They believe that if a women ejaculate a fluid that is not urine, then it must be coming from someplace other than the bladder. The most likely source was thought to be the female paraurethral glands or Skene's glands.
Autopsy tests of Skene's glands have found substances identical to those found in the prostate. Some experts now call these glands the female prostate. So, it seems highly likely that some women can, in fact, ejaculate, but causing that to happen may be as tough as finding the G spot."
Oh come on! It's not that hard to find! What do y'all want -- a map, a compass and night vision goggles? It's right there!
Is it true that you can break your penis?
"It pains us to say, but this is true. There is no bone in your 'bone', but you can rputure the penis, which is called a penile fracture. Sudden trauma or bending of the penis in an erect state can break the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection.
This happens most frequently during sex. Don't expect to get a cast and crutches though. This injury is an emergency and requires surgery to prevent sexual dysfunction. Ouch!"
Can a woman ejaculate?
"There have been many claims about female ejaculation, but this was always dismissed as urination during intercourse. More recent evidence has found that higher levels of a compound, prostatic acid phosphatase, has been found in patients who claim to have female ejaculation. this compound is also found in high levels in male ejaculate and originates in the prostate.
Researchers have taken an anotomic approach to the issue of prostatelike components in female ejaculate. They believe that if a women ejaculate a fluid that is not urine, then it must be coming from someplace other than the bladder. The most likely source was thought to be the female paraurethral glands or Skene's glands.
Autopsy tests of Skene's glands have found substances identical to those found in the prostate. Some experts now call these glands the female prostate. So, it seems highly likely that some women can, in fact, ejaculate, but causing that to happen may be as tough as finding the G spot."
Oh come on! It's not that hard to find! What do y'all want -- a map, a compass and night vision goggles? It's right there!
plume, maybe your neighbour is a redhead >
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/article s/news/news.html?in_article_id=400779&in_ page_id=1770
i had some loud neighbours too when i lived in my studio when i was at university so i know what you're talking about ... but now we live in our own free standing house ... they'd have to be very very very loud :-)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/article s/news/news.html?in_article_id=400779&in_ page_id=1770
i had some loud neighbours too when i lived in my studio when i was at university so i know what you're talking about ... but now we live in our own free standing house ... they'd have to be very very very loud :-)
I hate all this "the G-Spot does not exist... women can't have multiple orgasms... women can't ejaculate" bull****. IT DOES, WE CAN and YES WE CAN!!!!!
These are simply lies created by lazy males who don't want to put in the effort to give a girl the ride she deserves or who want excuses for their incompetence in the sack.
Thank God my boyfriend is neither lacking in enthusiasm or skill.
These are simply lies created by lazy males who don't want to put in the effort to give a girl the ride she deserves or who want excuses for their incompetence in the sack.
Thank God my boyfriend is neither lacking in enthusiasm or skill.
Kipp... I told you before that I think you are really hot.. and if I wasnt a married lady with a great husband I would help you figure out what sex was :-0
and I do believe I answered the question of why men have nipples in a previous post..
they are for male nipple rings..
they are for male nipple rings..
Kipp is attractive. Though I am fairly young. haha
Kipp is a doll, how can we get a hold of him?? How old are you alibuch? How old do you think Kipp is?
Continue from above..
Are any of us just not getting any?? Some of us have reasons, like our spouses are off at war in Iraq, etc., but good golly!!!
I thought I was the only one, geesh!
Are any of us just not getting any?? Some of us have reasons, like our spouses are off at war in Iraq, etc., but good golly!!!
I thought I was the only one, geesh!
Yeah! Redheads rule!! We are even getting more :-p
Oh, msanchez, I can sympathize.
I'm a 21-year-old newlywed, so my husband and I should be like bunnies, right?
Too bad I'm getting sick again and probably have to go for more surgery. :sigh:
It really sucks when you have the drive and the opportunity but none of the energy.
I'm a 21-year-old newlywed, so my husband and I should be like bunnies, right?
Too bad I'm getting sick again and probably have to go for more surgery. :sigh:
It really sucks when you have the drive and the opportunity but none of the energy.
msanchez- I'll be 22 in like a week. And my cut off for guys tends to be about 28 though with some recent happenings I'm thinking about cutting it back closer to my age. And I have no idea how old Kipp is... 30ish?
Kipp looks great but I think I remember him once saying he's closer to 40. Are you there, Kipp? Why is your DOB hiding in your profile, hmm?
Plume, I can send my neighbors over to teach your neighbors. This couple seems to think that anytime between the hours of midnight and 5 a.m. are open season. Of course they do not think to close their window. Let me tell you I am a light sleeper and to have to wake up to them 3 - 4 nights a week is not fun. Finally one night some guy yelled out his window letting them know how loud they were. So they became very quiet for a while. This weekend I guess they forgot what quiet is. They are both very loud. But I have to tell you from what you can hear I would say she fakes it. She only gets loud on command.
The funny part is they share their condo with her sister and her husband. Do they not hear them? Why doesn't the sister tell her how unbelievably loud they are.
The sound echos off the the garages located outside our windows too!
The funny part is they share their condo with her sister and her husband. Do they not hear them? Why doesn't the sister tell her how unbelievably loud they are.
The sound echos off the the garages located outside our windows too!
Yikes! They share the same place and they are loud! ewww that must be a bit uncomfortable...
Maybe they are competitive sisters!
hahaha
hahaha
Oh see why did you say that, now I will have to see if the voices I hear are different. Gee thanks for putting that in my brain! :) LOL
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