Depressed, drunk, and all alone

I think this is a new personal low. I went out a bought myself a bottle of cheap champaigne to calm my nerves (I didn't have enough money for beer.) I never new so little champaigne could get me so drunk.

So who wants to cheer me up? Jokes? Funny stories? What do you got?

What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!

lol

When drunk, facebook close personal friends.

Go on www.fmylife.com

One poster had a funny story. She was hammered, climbing her wardrobe naked screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA"

Oh, the drink of the drunks. Cheap wine/champagne. Enjoy. I sure did last night.

I'll cheer you up: you and your daughter (i'm assuming!) both look beautiful in your profile pic! 

Original Post by jcl76:

I'll cheer you up: you and your daughter (i'm assuming!) both look beautiful in your profile pic! 

Thanks!

*blushing*

*telephone ringing*

ring...  ring... 

Clerk:  Adult Video, how may I help you?

Person on other line:  heello, iiiss tthiiss tthhatt sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm...  ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff...

There's a cheap champaigne that costs less than beer?  When broke 'round here, we go for the Prestige vodka.  Three bucks a bottle, tastes like crap, takes about half a bottle to get schnockered and the other half of the bottle to help you get over the taste it leaves in your mouth.

I almost kind of miss it..

Original Post by moodymomma1977:

*telephone ringing*

ring...  ring... 

 

Clerk:  Adult Video, how may I help you?

Person on other line:  heello, iiiss tthiiss tthhatt sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm...  ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff...

ha!