How would you destroy you scale?

Another day at the EXACT same weight.  I swear it doesnt matter what I eat or where I stand THE THING IS EVIL.  I know I am waiting for my body to catch on the this eating more thnig, but DAMN even going UP at this point would make me feel better!  Like my body is at least getting SOME message.  I think I was cursed to stay at exactly 180. 

So anyway I need some moticational fantasy here, if you could destroy you scale, how would you do it? 

I think I will go for an old western melodrama and tie it to some train tracks.

:)  Sumi

i'm thinking samurai sword and cleave it in half.

i'm having the same kind of problem :(

Uck, scales.

I want to throw mine in the face of my worst enemy or out of my window - instead of  TV, I'll throw a scale. Rock 'n' Roll.

I am thinking just straight up big ol hammer, take out some pent up aggression too!!!

Chuck it off a cliff? That could be fun.

bam-bam style. with a nice, heavy club. >:K

I would toss it out a window, maybe from way up high so I could watch it hit the concrete below. That would be fun!

Drag it out into a field and go "office space" on it...

I know I did one already, but a chain saw could be fun!!!

Sledge hammer and treat it like the circus game with the bell.
A baseball bat and see how far I could hit it.

Burn the thing :)

Burn the thing :)

i would hook explosives up to it and enjoy the fireworks

i think a sloooooow and painful death.  one that just drags on and on and on....like my weight loss!!!! 

Nonono, KEEP the scales - how else would you be able to torture yourself every morning?!

I would feed my scale cheesecake, so it gets fat. :)

Today I would enter my scale into the Olympics as the disc for the discus throw. :)

STEAM ROLLER!!

Today, I'd like to strap the dam* thing to a defective rocket and send it into orbit, then watch it blow into a frillion bits as the rocket explodes.  And then, take a shotgun and shoot the pieces out of the sky.  Scale hunt, I'd call it.  Frig.

Haha, I'd have to say I agree with xrae and go total "Office Space" on it....I'd wanna take it out to a big field with a baseball bat and just wail on it, stomp on it, destroy it until there's only tiny fragments left. :)