The diet of PAIN!

Yep here's a new one for you, I call it the pain diet and it's currently going very well for me :)

The concept is very simple, you get a tongue piercing which causes your tongue to inflate like a balloon so it is absolute agony to eat anything! In all seriousness, this really does hurt lol

P.S just so I don't get completely flamed here I am getting my calories from soup and smoothies till the inflammation goes down, but it certainly helps you stick to your calorie limit. (Y)

lol!

Haha, yesss

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out in a couple of days and will be starting my own diet of pain as well :(

Haha!

It's for that very reason I'm wary of getting my tongue pierced... when I got my snakebites done my bottom lip was swollen for so long and it hurt to chew.

And that's nothing compared to the tongue :'D

By the way, goodluck with the wisdom teeth Sneaky.

O man, I must have lost about 8 pounds in the week after I had mine done....ALMOST incentive to redo it! haha

You can also break your jaw....having it wired shut really helps. ahhahahha I don't recommend this one though!

I've been contemplating getting mine done for a while, but my worry is less the food issues and more the talking issues. lol

Yep I sound like I have a tennis ball in my mouth, perhaps because my tongue is the size of one. I am in a world of pain :( but it looks so cool, it will be worth it!

Wow, see I thought the Diet of Pain would be, I eat something then someone would punch me in the stomach.  Not sure which one is worse... anyway, hope you can get back to solid food soon.  

I have been a user of the pain method ever since I got my braces in 6th grade. Every time I get them tightened, it's absolutely horrid to eat anything other than yogurt and applesauce!

My pain diet involved the flu and a broken heater

I'm on day 3 and I have to say I'm becoming evermore convinced that this would be a much cheaper and safer alternative to gastric banding procedures. You think it'll catch on?