Disgustingly Obtuse Halloween Jokes
Q1. Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
Q2. How to female vampires flirt?
Q3. Why was "8" afraid of "7"?
more to come!
because 7 ate(8) 9...don't know the others...can't wait
Q3: Because 7 ate 9!
What are ghost's favorite food?... sand_witches!
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
Scare spray.
Said one vampire to the other: Fangs alot, pal.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No Body.
Original Post by yountsmonster:
Q1. Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
Because they dont have the guts?
Original Post by sun123:
Original Post by yountsmonster:
Q1. Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
Because they dont have the guts?
Very good! There are two answers and that is one of them. The other:
Because they don't any any body to go with.
Original Post by yountsmonster:
Q2. How to female vampires flirt?
A: They bat their eyelashes.
Q4: What do you get when you cross a Vampire with Frosty the Snowman?
Q5: How do you know when a Vampire has a cold?
Q6: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Q7: Why do Demons and Ghouls always hang out together?
Original Post by yountsmonster:
Q6: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap Music.
Q4 Frostbite
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
from a popsicle stick:
what is a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
a roller-GHOSTER!
My head hurts...
A woman answers the door to find a lone trick or treater - a little boy dressed in a suit and tie.
"What are you dressed up as?" the woman asks.
The boy takes 30% of her candy and leaves saying, "I'm an IRS agent."
Original Post by sun123:
A woman answers the door to find a lone trick or treater - a little boy dressed in a suit and tie.
"What are you dressed up as?" the woman asks.The boy takes 30% of her candy and leaves saying, "I'm an IRS agent."
hands down... the best.
What did the ghoul at the Halloween party do when the ghoul he asked to dance rolled her eyes at him?
Handed them back to her.
Why did the invisible man stop getting invited to Halloween parties?
Because he never shows up.
What did the Dentist say to Count Dracula?
I see your point.
Why do Witches like baseball?
The get to play with bats.
What does a ghost put on his bagel?
Scream Cheese.
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