I got dissed by a three year old...

i was with my mom, sister, my mom's friend, and her little 3 year old baby girl.   We were all driving, on our way to a chinese restaurant and the little baby asked her mom:  "Momma are we all gonna fit at the table".   Her mom said "sure, why?"  and the baby replied while pointing at me:  "Because shes fat."

now of course im not going to get offended or hurt by a little baby and it was actually kind of funny, but ay caramba!

Anyone else have a story about getting served by a toddler? 

Yes! A 5 year old patted my tummy and told me that I had a baby in it.
!!!!!
I feel your pain! Haha

One time when I was 11 or 12, I went swimming with some friends and one of them brought her little brother, who was probably 3 or 4.  I went off the high jumping board and as I jumped, he screamed "Go fat Jane!!!"  I didn't even hear it, but they told me about it when I got back to them (with much laughter).  I didn't get upset, though; I was fat and he was just a little kid.  It's even funnier now.

Ive got one. I went skiing recently. Im a pretty bad skier. Anyway, I was on this medium-difficulty (it was pretty hard to me but whatever) ski run, and I had to stop to catch my breath for a sec. Out of nowhere, this little kid - maybe 5 or 6 years old - skied up to me, stoped and craned his neck while analyzing me, and said "I dont think youre ready for this yet" and then flew down rest of the hill leaving me in his dust.

It made me sad that he was right

I want to preface this by saying I gained about 60lbs in less than two years...

My 7 year old little cousin who hand't seen me in awhile said to me "I remember you, but you got really fat"

Yes, yes I did.

Original Post by azirra:

Ive got one. I went skiing recently. Im a pretty bad skier. Anyway, I was on this medium-difficulty (it was pretty hard to me but whatever) ski run, and I had to stop to catch my breath for a sec. Out of nowhere, this little kid - maybe 5 or 6 years old - skied up to me, stoped and craned his neck while analyzing me, and said "I dont think youre ready for this yet" and then flew down rest of the hill leaving me in his dust.

It made me sad that he was right

HAHA i had a similar experience. I remember struggling to slowly go down the easiest slope, and little kids half my height (and im short) whizing past me comfortably..its funny

It wasn't weight directed, but my boyfriends niece, Elena, who is 4 tried to give me fashion advice -

Went over to his on a Saturday evening & was wearing my trainers as we both had Sunday off & were going to go walking.

Elena - "What you wearing those for?" *points at trainers*

Me - "Um...They keep my feet warm & are comfy"

Elena - "But they're boy shoes!"

Me - "So?"

Elena - "Take them off!"

Me - "No"

She then promptly put her boots on to show me what shoes girls should wear. Oh yeh, then his nephew, who is 7, tried to guess my age........45!?!?! I'm 24!

This was all with in 15min of getting through the door.

Original Post by sasquatch7:

One time when I was 11 or 12, I went swimming with some friends and one of them brought her little brother, who was probably 3 or 4.  I went off the high jumping board and as I jumped, he screamed "Go fat Jane!!!"  I didn't even hear it, but they told me about it when I got back to them (with much laughter).  I didn't get upset, though; I was fat and he was just a little kid.  It's even funnier now.

 Im sorry but that got me laughing out loud lol

This is a story from one of my friends...

My friend was with his little boy, 4 or 5 at the time. They were standing in line at the drugstore. In line with them, was a really large man. The boy tugs on his dads shirt and points at the man and says "Daddy, he's fat".

My friend, who is a really small guy, thought "oh crap". The big guy was cool about it. He turned around, looked down upon the boy, and said "oh yeah, well you're short".

Went to the beach with my kids and my parents.  When we got to the beach, my father (who is solidly overweight) took off his shirt.  My six-year-old son said:

"Put your shirt back on!  You're going to scare all the women!"

Original Post by dnrothx:

Went to the beach with my kids and my parents.  When we got to the beach, my father (who is solidly overweight) took off his shirt.  My six-year-old son said:

"Put your shirt back on!  You're going to scare all the women!"

I can't stop laughing at this....oh god hahaha

How about a story from when YOU were a little kid? My Mom likes to tell this one (especially when I was hugely fat).

My Mom and Dad took me to Disneyland when I was around 3. I don't remember any of this, so it's from her POV.

We were on the tram that goes around Disneyland (the elevated one on the track), and were waiting for other people to get on so the tram could start. Well, this man got on that had to be at least 350-400 pounds, and the WHOLE tram swayed as he got on.

I looked at my Mom with REALLY huge eyes, and whispered (that really loud kid whisper) "Momma, that man's FAT!"

Of course my Mom looks up at the man in stunned silence and manages to choke out an "I'm soooooo sorry".

He just looks back at her, smiles, shrugs and says "Hey, out of the mouths of babes right?"

I wish I remembered that!

Yes I had a little girl pat my belly one day and ask if i was pregnant. I was wearing one of those tight at the top flowing at the bottom shirts.. i was mortified... ugh

I work in an elementary school. One day two little girls came to my office...they were giggling with their hands over their mouths. I asked what was so funny...one replied..."Akelah says you have a BIG BUTT !"

Yes, it's pretty hard to live in denial when you are faced with that kind of truth....

Ooh!  I have one.  It's not about me, but it was funny at the time.  I was shopping with my friend and her daughter.  I think the girl was 5 at the time.  We were standing in line for the check-out , and the man in front of us was being extremely loud and very rude to the cashier.  He even called her stupid for some mistake that she had made.   My friend's daughter turns to my friend and says, "mommy, that guy is mean"!  The guy turns around and glares at the little girl and I was trying so hard to keep from laughing, I don't even recall what my friend said to her daughter.  But I do know she made no effort to apologize to the man.  Which was fine with me, because he was being increadibly rude to the poor cashier.

That was one man who deserved to get dissed by a child!

Once I was at McDonald's with my daughters, the youngest was a still a baby in my arms and my oldest was in 1st grade.  We had one of my older daughters friends with us and in the restaurant was another class mate of theirs who came over to join us at our table.  So I was at the table with a baby in my arms and three first grades and an older lady who was working there came by cleaning tables and she said, "Oh, I see that you're out with the grandchildren today."  So it's not just the little ones that can call you out.

My daughter disses me all the time...

-- I was doing a yoga pose, my arms outstretched (in a warrior pose) and because of my weight loss so far, I have wings.  My daughter walks right up to me and starts flapping at my wings!!!

-- TBL is watched in my house.  On many of an episode they show contestants who have lost weight getting taken off of their meds.  I also take lots of meds, I also have lost weight, unfortunately my meds haven't changed much.  My daughter tells me "Ma, aren't you healthy yet?!  You need to go to TBL."  Ah...if only it were that easy.

-- When it's nice out I'll wog while my daughter rides her bike ahead of me-trying to keep her active and involved.  On more than a couple occasions she's been known to heckle me for slowing down in my stride.  "Oh! Come! On! Already!!!".  Boy do I get giggles from passerbyers.

I'm sure there are more, BUT that's all I'm willing to admit to so far.

How about this then..

My eldest son had just turned 3 and we were meeting my brother-in-law. We hadn't seen him in ages and we all noticed that he had gained quite a large belly in that time (tho no one dared to say anything).

Anyhow, my son eyes his uncle up and down, and pipes up with, 

"hello Ajun, you've got a fat tee shirt!"

Now immortalized in family history forever.

about 10yrs ago my chubby 5 year old cousin looked at me and said...you're really fat..or something to that effect...It made me so mad that I said "look whos talking you fat little b**ch....eek!!!....as of the last year she has developed an eating disorder...Yikes...I'm not blaming myself

Yeah..calling a 5 year old a little b**** wasn't very mature. Yikes ! Hope you apologized for that. Profusely.

I had a 5-year-old tell me that I have trouble hula-hooping because I have "too many hips".