Dmitri, the perfect man?
He really does think so. What would you do if someone left you phone messages like this? I think I would do the exact same thing - lose his number and mock him on the internet.
Marvel at Dmitri now. He's Greek and very particular. Careful ladies, you friends will be jealous if he turns his attention to you.
douche bag!!
if you HAVE to tell someone you're a catch... there's something wrong with the dummy! lol
He sounds like all the freaks that hit on me.....![]()
Original Post by jewelsmcblah:
Wow.
This guy is pretty douche baggy too.
http://childfreeman1962.tripod.com/Hta/person all.html
rofl, how is your method of delivery a deal breaker in a relationship? Oh no, I couldn't date her, she's one of those ceasarean types. *shudder*
Douche.
Oh yeah, he won't date those who were premature either.
And heaven forbid you're diabetic.
lololol
Cooking: I do microwave cooking. You do microwave cooking. I would prefer that you do other cooking, too.
He really is ideal. I wonder what his fetish is..
I just looked, the website has been going for 11 years. Last updated in May. You'd think he'd lighten up a bit.
He really is ideal. I wonder what his fetish is..
He's a furry. hahaha
Ha ha ha...that just made my morning....cheers for the giggles
Original Post by ChildfreeMan1962:
She would accept that I created the "Darwin, instead of an imaginary god, Bless America" quote to show my defiance against the "God Bless America" garbage quote spewed way too much by the people in government and outside government after 9/11/2001. She would accept that I created the "In Science, Logic, and Reason, instead of an imaginary god, We Trust!" quote.
Oh hell ladies, email this guy now. He's gonna be off the market by morning!
Original Post by ChildfreeMan1962:
In short, she accepts me for who I am and I will do likewise for her.
Yep, he accepts you for who you are... so long as you are everything that complies with his list.
416 is a Toronto area code, thankfully it says they were in San Fransisco lol.
and the other guy - wow! vaginal birth? why do some of these requirements even matter...
Original Post by vicereine:
and the other guy - wow! vaginal birth? why do some of these requirements even matter...
And how the hell would that sort of thing even come up in normal conversation? Also, I like how he's all for the equality of women, but it's apparent he only likes it when it works in his favor (he doesn't have to pay for her plane ticket because she makes enough money, for example).
After the first 20 seconds, I knew it was going to be a doozy. What are these guys thinking?!
I wouldve called him back just to tell him what an idiot he was being.
Original Post by jewelsmcblah:
Wow.
This guy is pretty douche baggy too.
http://childfreeman1962.tripod.com/Hta/person all.html
omg lol!! You notice he's getting up there in years and is STILL single...
Original Post by vicereine:
416 is a Toronto area code, thankfully it says they were in San Fransisco lol.
Apparently he is Canadian, I swear he can't be serious, but he sounds so sincere. Can the Americans take him please? Please?
Edit: "Our February meeting was on how to pick up depressed women after valentines day. Go to the chocolate aisle at shoppers drug mart the day after."
Original Post by jewelsmcblah:
Wow.
This guy is pretty douche baggy too.
http://childfreeman1962.tripod.com/Hta/person all.html
My favorite part about this is that it's been up for 11 years! Ha!
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