Some douche nozzle egged my house last night...

Why???? And, more importantly, why???

Most assuredly just some idiotic kid with no upbringing... But, damn! I'm out there in the pouring rain with a bottle of Fantastic and a scrub brush cleaning it off before it turns to "egg cement".

This ever happen to anyone else?

Oh, dude, that totally sucks! My house has never been egged before, but I lived near this tough (and HUGE) high school a few years ago, and there were a lot of kids in the neighborhood, and whenever it was pumpkin-season, or there were snowmen built, some nasty kids would smash the pumpkins and topple the snowmen. There were many crying children. :(

Good luck cleaning it off. Isn't it a good thing that it's raining, though, since it won't bake as quickly on the house? :(

at first I was like, what the hell does nozzle egged mean?

Is that some kind of egg launching device?

Do they egg the house and then rub their nozzles on it?

Is there a type of bird called a nozzle?

I'll never understand that! It makes me so mad. How can anyone do that in good conscience? It's not just kids being kids. It's kids being morons.

Once at a church activity, a CHURCH activity, some of the girls left to go doorbell ditch, with the consent of the leaders! I'm no longer religious, but this kind of thing is clearly becoming far too acceptable, even in my tiny, "safe" neighborhood. I'm always a little slow to blame the parents, but when they're endorsing it... something IS wrong.

What kind of thinking leads that to be okay? I think that if a kid is caught egging a house, or killing snowmen or running over pumpkins they deserve it when the old senile guy comes out screaming and chases them, or even when they get the cops called on them. It's not only trespassing, it's vandalism and theft. I don't know what the penalty is, if any, but I'm thinking a $200 fine or so would make me laugh.

Good luck cleaning. I hope all of those kids get salmonella. :)

Original Post by schnooder:

at first I was like, what the hell does nozzle egged mean?

Is that some kind of egg launching device?

Do they egg the house and then rub their nozzles on it?

Is there a type of bird called a nozzle?

 LOL.. I needed that laugh! Thanks for the support girls!

If it makes you feel any better last winter when it was like 20 below one morning I went to get in my car to go to work when I found out some young hooligans drew a HUGE dick on my car and wrote "Ape Testicals" on it.

I spent the morning scraping genitals off my car in the freezing cold

You know, that DOES make me feel ALOT better...

Original Post by schnooder:

If it makes you feel any better last winter when it was like 20 below one morning I went to get in my car to go to work when I found out some young hooligans drew a HUGE dick on my car and wrote "Ape Testicals" on it.

I spent the morning scraping genitals off my car in the freezing cold

My husband thought it would be funny to draw a dick on my car with car wax one day we were washing our cars together, and it reacted with the paint. It's been 5 years, and I still can't get it off my car :(

OMG Gina! Are you serious!? what losers! that's what happens when kids have nothing better to do and are complete a**holes... I'm so sorry about girl... sux! 

Original Post by caiteliz014:

Original Post by schnooder:

If it makes you feel any better last winter when it was like 20 below one morning I went to get in my car to go to work when I found out some young hooligans drew a HUGE dick on my car and wrote "Ape Testicals" on it.

I spent the morning scraping genitals off my car in the freezing cold

My husband thought it would be funny to draw a dick on my car with car wax one day we were washing our cars together, and it reacted with the paint. It's been 5 years, and I still can't get it off my car :(

hahah, that really blows.

I am just glad they used that car marker paint stuff. I still have traces of it on my car.

We live at the end of a street and our cars have been egged about 3-5 times every year. I think it is because there is little traffic and alot of teenagers live back here.

One time I left my windows open and so did my boyfriends brother and someone came through during the night and took EVERY single loose thing in our cars and put them on our front seats, but stole nothing. It was bizarre.

caiteliz014- You've been driving around with a dick on your car for 5 years? That's freaking hysterical! I think i would have traded it in for a new car (perhaps late in the evening..right before the car lot closed) ;)

Soraya- Yeah, Dude! Can you believe that shti??

Man that's why when I get a house, I'm putting cameras in front of it.  Cameras that will not only be able to see that it was a human doing it, but they will be able to detect their name, age, phone number, social security number, and their mother's maiden name :)

Beware!

One Saturday morning when I was in high school my family and I were preparing to go away for the weekend. My dad was pretty excited, which was nice, cuz he was really overworked at the time and pretty much always grouchy. I went outside before anyone else to take my bags out to the truck and saw that someone had egged our house, luckily they just hit the garage door. I got out a bucket and started scrubbing it off before my dad saw it... I didn't want him to see it and get mad when he was all excited to leave :[

Someone also egged the house once when my parents were gone on vacation. I was freakin out cuz I didn't know how to clean it off, and one had gotten on the roof and I didn't know what I was supposed to do.
Apparently someone didn't like me too much... we lived in a big development, the high school was right on the outskirts of it, so half the kids at my school lived there, and a lot of people know were people lived there. It wasn't hard for people to find out which house was yours.

Original Post by gddrdld:

caiteliz014- You've been driving around with a dick on your car for 5 years? That's freaking hysterical! I think i would have traded it in for a new car (perhaps late in the evening..right before the car lot closed) ;)

Soraya- Yeah, Dude! Can you believe that shti??

Yes, 5 years. My car is 14 years old, so it isn't worth anything traded in, and i can't afford a new one, so I rock the dick on my car. It's quite humbling, and a great conversations starter, lol. If I'm going somewhere important, I will make him drive mine and take his, it's only fair.

>_< Rawr. 

No.  I've never had someone egg my home/etc. I had my Obama signs destroyed/stole by some hooligans though. Four times!!!

Then: I put out a new set of signs all together. New Obama ones/ Some supporting * The Right to Bare Arms*/ As well as another sign that said:“No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.”

Nobody messed with my signs after that.

HAhahaha that's awesome. Survivors will be shot again... I like it.

My parent's had their house paintballed by my cousin. Broke a window and 2 window screens.

Yeah, my family members are awesome like that.

And for some reason, eggs seem much much worse. Raw egg is so yucky, I'm sorry you're going through this.

I'm also sorry for the slow post, I blame school. :|