Dragons
If unicorns fart skittles, what would come from a dragon?
cinnamon altoids?
High five Maxx!
what farts rainbow sprinkles? I need to make sure I have one around so I can have some on my ice cream later
The Easter Bunny?
your mom ;)
Your FACE!
My face probably does smell like dragon farts right now. I can't stop eating Garlic Almonds.
No - I think that would be vampire farts.
Original Post by puh8suwrux:
No - I think that would be vampire farts.
garlic kills vampires!
or at least repels them.
Hmmmm... well whatever it is, I need some holy water to wash the almonds down with! These suckers are salty.
Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:
Original Post by puh8suwrux:
No - I think that would be vampire farts.
garlic kills vampires!
or at least repels them.
Yes, well, don't other people's farts repel you??? I can just see at Dracula's party, someone lets one loose, and suddenly all the other vampires find reasons to leave the area. And the poor culprit has almonds in his undies. No way to say "It wasn't me."
Original Post by puh8suwrux:
Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:
Original Post by puh8suwrux:
No - I think that would be vampire farts.
garlic kills vampires!
or at least repels them.
Yes, well, don't other people's farts repel you??? I can just see at Dracula's party, someone lets one loose, and suddenly all the other vampires find reasons to leave the area. And the poor culprit has almonds in his undies. No way to say "It wasn't me."
LOL
Original Post by purespark:
Hmmmm... well whatever it is, I need some holy water to wash the almonds down with! These suckers are salty.
Of course you mean coffee!
All I know for sure is that dragon tears turn into jellybeans.
Especially if its a racist dragon.
Which leads me to believe the answer to your riddle is "Bubblegum pie"
Bubblegum pie sounds more like dragon poop. But hey, you seem to know what you are talking about...
fire??
if not that...
melted skittles??
Hot Tamales
I bet dragons fart Red Hots...
...or those Fireball Jawbreakers?
Thunderbolts
No, c'mon, everyone knows it's Warheads.
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