i am eating chicken straight out of the can.

That's right.

To what end?

You retard.

That's gross!

uhhh - don't we have Twitter for that kind of post?

(...but that's the best way to eat it!)

The people in my office think I'm nuts.

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering.

OMG

Original Post by igloogal:

You retard.

That's gross!

 YOU'RE GROSS CHANGE YOUR AV!

Original Post by kathygator:

To what end?

 ...to the bottom of the can?

Original Post by thmheh:

uhhh - don't we have Twitter for that kind of post?

(...but that's the best way to eat it!)

 twittering too much can make you go blind.

*twitters uncontrollably*

Original Post by pavlovcat:

*twitters uncontrollably*

 your palms will get hairy.

canned chicken?  really?

Is it Chicken of the Sea?

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by igloogal:

You retard.

That's gross!

 YOU'RE GROSS CHANGE YOUR AV!

 I'm on it. In about 4 hours.

Ok tell me about chicken in a can. It may help me through my therapy.

Like are there bones in it? Do you cook it? Is it stuffed already? Is in it's own liquids?

Ew, *puke*

Original Post by pavlovcat:

*twitters uncontrollably*

 I think that might have something to do with the fireman.

Original Post by purespark:

Is it Chicken of the Sea?

 everybody knows that is code for tuna.

its swanson.

its chunks of chicken. its like tuna but chicken. No bones, dummy.

Original Post by igloogal:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

*twitters uncontrollably*

 I think that might have something to do with the fireman.

 i guessed as much, but she is going to pull a muscle. or several.

Does it taste like rattlesnake?  Because I've heard that rattlesnake tastes like chicken.

*twitters uncontrollably but only on one side because the other side's cramped up*

I'll see your chicken in a can and raise you a ham loaf.

Pav, don't try to talk. Just finish your twittering and get back to us.

Original Post by purespark:

Does it taste like rattlesnake?  Because I've heard that rattlesnake tastes like chicken.

 it is not chewy like rattlesnake, besides it is only a little bit like chicken.

This is very much like tuna without the fishy. I would be shocked that no one knows this except I just discovered how delicious canned chicken was last week.

I've always been afeared of canned chicken.

Would it make good chicken salad, do you think?