ejaculate is 15 calories

on average, so they say. however does anyone know how many calories a guy might be taking in from the reverse activity?

74.9327, give or take.

Umm.. I imagine it's pretty similar. I.. uh.. wouldn't worry too much about the calorie content.

In either case, the efforts of the activity probably burn off any calories plus a bit.

I understand it's mostly protein. Anyone know how many grams? What about the sodium content?

Original Post by moonikins:

I understand it's mostly protein. Anyone know how many grams? What about the sodium content?

 Good point, mooni - and what about carbs? I'm on a no-carb diet. If my boyfriend is still eating carbs, and we... y' know - does that mean I've ruined my diet?

LMAO...I don't know if this is serious or not and I apologize if it is..but this is just too funny. I read that it's actually 7 calories for the man's junk.

Original Post by silentdeadlyrose:

LMAO...I don't know if this is serious or not and I apologize if it is..but this is just too funny. I read that it's actually 7 calories for the man's junk.

 

 I'd rather have a life saver.

^^  LMAO!!

HAHAHA. Here, Here!

No wonder my girlfriend is so fat! j/k

Original Post by jenniferthepennifer:

Original Post by silentdeadlyrose:

LMAO...I don't know if this is serious or not and I apologize if it is..but this is just too funny. I read that it's actually 7 calories for the man's junk.

 

 I'd rather have a life saver.

 FWAAAAHAHAHHAAAA! That seriously has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. Hell...all week. Thank you for that.

Some guy I know actually tried to convince his gf that it helped her burn fat. Poor girl...

This thread is so freaking hilarious. It has totally lifted my mood. Thanks!

Wah-ha-ha-haaaaa

Wow! Never realized I was "Low Calorie" ............

Original Post by jenniferthepennifer:

Original Post by silentdeadlyrose:

LMAO...I don't know if this is serious or not and I apologize if it is..but this is just too funny. I read that it's actually 7 calories for the man's junk.

 

 I'd rather have a life saver.

You must be a boring lover :P

I'd rather have a life saver too... =W=

Just drink some whiskey and it'll go down much easier.

this is definately the best thread i have ever read.

and i was wondering the same thing? maybe "you are what you eat" is true in this case :]

Hahahaha oh my gosh... now I have a good excuse! I could definitely spend those 15 calories on something a little tastier...

"Sorry babe, it just doesn't fit into my diet!"

LOLOLOL  Thanx so much for the laugh!!!    It made my day!  What a hoot!

so.....what about the protein count?  Looking for some extra.....