The Evil Genie Game

I swiped this from another web site. Way to play: someone makes a wish to the Evil Genie. The next person finds a way to exploit the wish into causing the wisher harm, and posts his own wish. Like this...

First Person 
Quote: I wish I had lots of chocolate.

Next Person 
Quote: Granted. The Evil Genie give you 1,000 pounds of the world's most delicious chocolate, but leaves it out in the hot sun. You fall into the melted mass and suffocate.

I wish I had a new car.

And so on.

So..... I'll be the first person (and doh, no kidding!):

I wish I had new clothes.

You have new clothes. They're all Size 4 and you'd need to starve yourself to fit into them.

I wish I had an extra $5,000 for my own use

Granted. The Evil Genie gives you an extra $5,000 for your own use, a Metrobus hits you and it's YOUR fault, and you have to use the $5,000 for medical and other bills.

I wish I had a puppy.

The puppy bites the mailman who then sues you for $200,000 and you have to get a PO Box.

I wish I was on a tropical island.

You're on a deserted tropical island with UB40 and they won't stop singing "red red wine."


I wish I had a pool.

Granted. You get the pool, but it's full of octogenarians with incontinence, and it soon takes on a yellowish tint....

I wish I were invisible!

You are invisiable..   you cant yourself in a mirror, the invisiablity comes and goes..  at your big presentation you have spinich in your teeth and you caught your skirt in the back of your panty hose after a bathroom break where the TP got stuck back there as well..... and your invisiability becomes visiable....

I wish I had my dream job

You get your dream job with the corner office, and then two weeks later the company goes bankrupt and takes your retirement with it.

I wish I had a twin :)

Granted. The Evil Genie gives you a twin, but the twin is as evil as the Genie, tries to shoot someone, and you are arrested and sent to the slammer for life instead.

I wish it weren't so hot in here!

your (identical twin) is a serial killer. her DNA gets collected from a crime scene and you get busted. because you don't have a good alibi you get life without parole. 

i wish i had telekenesis.

*have to say this: all who believe in telekenisis, raise my hand :D

EDIT: crap, late post. sry about that. 

its so cold that you freeze solid...and then your evil twin laughs at you. 

You have telekinesis.  Your name is Charlie. You're also pyrokinetic and the government wants to talk to you.

I wish I had good hair.

Your wish is granted. You have beautiful, luxuriant hair - all over your body

I wish I could talk to the animals

ok, you can talk to the animals. you get major guilt from hearing about all of their problems and issues and become vegan.  the bills for all the healthy food bankrupt you.  when you go to live in the forest with all your animal friends, you meet bigfoot. he's not an animal, he's a legend - so you can't talk to you. bigfoot has a peopleburger for dinner that night. 

i wish i was a shapeshifter.

Poof!  You're a shapeshifter.  But you keep taking the shape of ...

Barbara Bush!

I wish all the little children of the world would hold hands and sing kumbyah (sp?)

all those cute little kids hold hands around a bonfire, singing kumbayah. they are all happy because the Lord has sent them food to keep them alive.  roasting over the bonfire is...you! *muahaha*

i wish i would get straight A's in school.  

**You get straight A's in school**

Now every hates you because you ruined the grading curve and the rest of your class fails.

I wish I could find Mr. Right.

You find mister right and find out he is your long lost brother after your honeymoon!

I wish I could never feel pain again

Yay! You can never feel pain again.  But nor can you feel joy.  Or anything for that matter.  This makes going to the bathroom quite difficult, among other things.

I wish I was in Jamaica.

You're in Jamacia, and on your first day on the island you fall asleep at the beach and wake up with a horrible sunburn. It's sun poisoning and you have to spend the next few days at the hospital!

I wish for world peace...*waves her pagent queen wave, smiles broadly*

* waves back to her highness*

Ta-daaa!!!  There is peace amongst all nations.  But, now we are all hare krishnas with speech impediments.

I with I could thtop worrying about thtupid thtuff all the time.

I love this game

Granted?the silly little thoughts are gone forever. Now your mind obsesses over ?real? issues, global warming, Mid East turmoil and rampant corporate greed. You develop solutions for all these problems however no one will listen. So you take drastic action and try to hijack the Dish Network satellites. You?re promptly arrested and dragged off to prison still trying to get the world to listen. Your friends and family see you on TV. They remark that they liked you much better when you worried about the lint on the back of your sweatshirt being an obscene character in Chinese.

I wish my sister would get her head out of her backside!