Fabulous Fridays...

Tell me how fabulous or not so fabulous your friday is :)  And lets chat!

Well chilly here... and I'm going upstairs to find my slippers.

Morning to you.

I'm only wearing flip flops this morning.. I had to rush out of my bed straight to work.. :)

I'm leaving in a few hours for an all girl weekend. This is so wonderful because I have been working 60+ hours a week for the last several weeks. I'm so excited!!!!!

I really hope you enjoy that...  In theory my friend is getting married today but I haven't heard from her yet...

I like that blue "in theory" she's getting married today.

Here's how my Friday is going. I get to work this morning and my phone, the main one coming into the building is not working. I can't get calls or send out calls. I am stuck until they can fix it. GREAT! Gonna be a real productive day.

Well - I'm getting off of work a little bit early today (an hour or so) and well... I just kinda expected to be helping more with the wedding so I am kinda curious.  She's also been out of town riding in the Truck with her hubby to be on one of his trips.  So I really haven't heard from her in a few weeks. 

This is her second marriage but his first so its not been a huge thing for her.  (Although granted she likes this one much more than the first one :) ) 

I'm curious, why a Friday Wedding, Ive never heard of that.

I was even weirder.. I had a Thursday wedding :) 

I had a friend who got married on a Friday. Some wedding books recommend that because you get cheaper rates and such. Although I think you can't plan a really big wedding because people will have to take off of work to be there.

well, the phone is working. It is not going well. :(

I'm gonna take off work around 2 and see what I can do to help set up the wedding spot but who knows...

I'm sorry the phone isn't working... is your boss freaking out?

No he's at the other building doing his phone training.

My other supervisor is on vacation today because her kids are off of school.

Isn't this that new phone system?  (OR was that someone else)

I like days when the phone doesn't work... I have too much to do sitting on my desk alredy to want more requests to come over the phone =P 

yes, it's the new phone system. That's the problem.

Hmmm oh well new systems always have their bugs.

Yes, they do. I don't think anyone was given enough training. That's the biggest problem.

These are hilarious

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY BUT SHOULD!!!!!




My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

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L ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the ###### was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.!
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

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I 've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in ###### until I met you.

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As th e days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of
my back?
You'll probably need it again.


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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky
& West Virginia)

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay