Famous Movie/TV Quotes

Name a Quote, Actor who said it, and what movie or TV program?

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry (1971)

"Perhaps he knew, as I did not, that the Earth was made round so that we would not see too far down the road."

Meryl Streep as Karen Blixen, Out of Africa (1985)

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Richard S. Castellano as Clemenza, "The Godfather" (1972)

"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion."

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler, "Caddyshack"  (1980) 

"Them syreens did this to him. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad."

Tim Blake Nelson as Delmar O'Donnell, "Oh Brother where art thou" (2000).

"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!"

Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan, "Magnum Force" (1973)

"You know two words come to mind when I hear you talk, delusional and weirdo. And if I had to say a third - goofy, just goofy."

Owen Wilson as Jedediah Smith, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian

"You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time."

John Amos as "Grant", Die Hard 2 (1990)

"So this is what a courtroom looks like."

Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee, A Few Good Men (1992)

"Read. Who has time? I see the movie. I'm in and out in two hours."

Rodney Dangerfield as Thornton Melon in Back to School (1986)

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)

"Heeere's Johnny!"

Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in The Shining (1980) 

"It's funny 'cause the squirrel died."   Dug, in UP (2009)

"You girls wanna buy a squirrel? They make crackerjack pets!"

Kathy Bates as the Squirrel Lady in Rat Race (2001)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride (1987)

''Mer-MAN *cough cough*....Mer-MAN!!''

-Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander, in Zoolander

 ''As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable''

-The Wizard, in the Wizard of Oz 

"Wind the frog!"

- Tom Hanks as the voice of Woody in Toy Story

"We can't change the world unless we can change ourselves"

Jamal Woolard  as The Notorious B.I.G. in Notorious (2009)

"Women have a way of complicating things."

Sean Bean as Odyssesus in Troy (2004)

"When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no ****' sick you knew people were going to get clipped."

Joe Pesci as Nicky Santoro in Casino (1995) (Also my favorite movie of all time)

"Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don't even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?"

Joe Pesci as Leo Getz in Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)