Famous Movie/TV Quotes

Name a Quote, Actor who said it, and what movie or TV program?

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry (1971)

Original Post by ktjo:

 ''As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable''

-The Wizard, in the Wizard of Oz 

 That's a good one!

"You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe, a harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars." `Wizard, in August Rush

"Why? Because it's the greatest reward that woman or man can have on this earth? To love and to be loved?"

Regis Toomey as Arvide Abernathy in Guys and Dolls (1955)

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."

Hugo Weaving as V in V for Vendetta (2005)

"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."

George Clooney as Ulysses Everett McGill in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

"You are very difficult woman!"

Yul Brynner as King in The King and I (1956) 

The most important thing in business is honesty, integrity, hardwork... family... never forgetting where we came from.

Denzel Washington as Frank Lucas in American Gangster (2007)

"People talk too damn much for my taste. Yappin' about this or that, when he ought to be eatin', workin', or sleepin'."

Rory Calhoun as Ernest Tucker in Pure Country (1992)

"Keep a memory of me, not as a king or a hero; but as a man: fallible and flawed."

Ray Winstone as Beowulf in Beowulf (2007)

"Hey... I'm just saying 'yes' to life... cuz... you gotta say 'yes' to life... I'm in a secret covenant... that sounded naughty!"

Jim Carrey as Carl Allen in Yes Man (2008)

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."

Pat Morita as The Emperor of China in Mulan (1998)

"Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off."

Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid (1984)

"It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys."

Adam Sandler as Longfellow Deeds in Mr. Deeds (2002)

"I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and..."

Clint Howard as Paco in The Waterboy (1998) 

That's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!

-Jim Carrey as Loyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?"

"According to the map we've only gone 4 inches."

Jeff Daniels as Harry in Dumb and Dumber  (1994)

(this was one of the funnest movies Jim Carrey made)

"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!"

Jeff Daniels as Harry in Dumb and Dumber 

You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube.

Jason Bateman as Ray Embrey in Hancock (2008)

"First prize is a cadillac Eldorado, second prize is a set of steak knives, 3rd prize is You're Fired!"

Alec Baldwin announcing a sales contest to some sorry sales guys in ....Glengarry Glen Ross 1992

Great movie if you're a sales guy.

"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. "

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in "Office Space"

Original Post by miket53:

"First prize is a cadillac Eldorado, second prize is a set of steak knives, 3rd prize is You're Fired!"

Alec Baldwin announcing a sales contest to some sorry sales guys in ....Glengarry Glen Ross 1992

Great movie if you're a sales guy.

 Great Line! One of my favorites.