Last night I was experimenting with the scale a little(I posted about it in the motivation forum...running in the rain thread) and when I first stepped on the scale it read 168.6 That was expected because I was still wearing water logged clothes from running in the rain. To double check(my husband and I were betting, so I had to be sure!) I weighed myself again....166.4!!!! The only thing that happened between the first and second weighin was a big fart! Can a fart really weigh 2.2 lbs or is my scale just very innacurate? Has anyone else weighed a fart before? Haha...I can't wait to see responses...
Who sharted??
Why so many for fart? And for poop? There aren't a bunch of extras for burp...burp must feel left out!
Their are only a few that I know of for queef... and most of em are just stuff like "p*ssy fart," etc.
Speaking of which... I find it incredibly funny when a woman queefs and then pretends it either was a fart or it wasn't her at all.
I have so utterly enjoyed this thread. Who knew a conversation about farts would be so interesting. Thanks for making my day. By the way, DH still gets offended after 13+ years of marriage when I let one go. Try Fiber One bars, they really cause gas. I was having one a day for a while and when we would go for walks, DH said walk behind me and the baby in the stroller please. Too funny.
Fiber One Bars = Fartty Bars
Like when only two of you are there and you KNOW what it was and who did it! The just sound different, at least IMHO, so...um...yeah...just admit it and be proud!
That reminds me of a video from Lance Krall's sketch comedy show.
Original Post by yountsmonster:
eww... did u just let one go schnitzel?
Nah! That wasn't me. It was the dog. *points at kallie's pooch*
This article on weight loss relative to farting is interesting:
http://www.helium.com/items/522270-weight-los s-facts
*considers cooking beans and rice for dinner tonight*
What?
Shnitz, if Sydney (my pooch) did come in here and fart, NO ONE would be able to stand it. She is nasty! Vet said the brand of dog food we have her one (through the vet) can do that. P-U!
This dog will walk over by me, fart, and leave. She KNOWS what she did.
LOL!
^5s Sydney.
Well, maybe she thinks her farts smell like a wonderfully scented perfume and she just wants to share, or she's trying to tell you that you should bottle up her farts and make a fortune in the "stink good" market. Either way, she's saying that she loves you. What's wrong with that?
Original Post by kallie67:
If I eat red beans and rice well...clear the house!
Shnitz, if Sydney (my pooch) did come in here and fart, NO ONE would be able to stand it. She is nasty! Vet said the brand of dog food we have her one (through the vet) can do that. P-U!
This dog will walk over by me, fart, and leave. She KNOWS what she did.
maybe she is just paying you back after smelling stuff that you've dropped 
Original Post by hmking:
Original Post by frothbeast:
Methane has a specific gravity of 0.5537.
That means that you should have gained weight after farting.
Unless you shartedSo is a fart really 100% methane?....seams deadly...no wonder the can reak so badly
lmao
rofl
The lifestyles today are too hectic and hurried. People need to slow down.
Try contemplating life while sitting on the throne giving birth to pooptuplets.
*adds 'The Pooptuplets' to list of potential rock band names*
Original Post by frothbeast:
You are the reason I post this kind of crap!
literally! ha...ha...ha...oh man...I should really get back to work!
There goes Frothy... talking **** again. hehehe
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