Favorite Simpsons Quote?

Everyone likes the Simpsons right? (OK apart from my boyfriend)

While watching it I was reminded of a conversation I had down the pub with a friend of mine about favorite quotes from the show.

His was: Lisa (after failing at babysitting & finding a new way of making money) "Wanna buy some seeds?"

Mine was: Homer (after having a near nervous breakdown) "My pockets hurt"

Anyways, anyone want to share theirs??

Chief Wiggum as the kids are going to Camp Krusty: "Remember Ralphie. If your nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much...............or not enough".

 

Homer (thinking): "ah the last peanut. overflowing in the oils and salts of your departed brothers." * drops peanut* "uh-oh, somethings wrong" *slides off couch with thumping noise and begins reaching under couch* (out loud) "ew slimy. eeh squishy. uh-oh moving. Ah-hah! D'oh, twenty dollars" (thinking again) "twenty dollars can buy many peanuts" (out loud) "explain how" (thinking again) "money can be exchanged for goods and services" (out loud) Wha hoo!!! *panting and running sounds followed by a large thump as Homer trips and twenty dollars goes flying out the window*

Comic Book Guy: (as he's having a heart attach) Chest... tight... left arm... numb... can't... go on... describing.... symptoms...

how about the episode when homer gains weight so he can go on disability and work from home.  he seeks advice from Dr. Nick, who tells him "And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper.  If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain"

I also like the one when homer is a food critic, and he sings:  "I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer.  I eat eggplants..I could even eat a baby deer la la la la la la la la .."

I'm pretty sure I could quote almost every episode, I love this thread! (but I'm not going to detail the episodes from which the quote came from, too long.)

"Go Banana"

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."

"Me fail English, Umpossible!"

"So I says to Mabel, I says..."

I'll come back later for more, wink.

 

"my neck hurts and my ear hurts, i have TWO owwies!" -ralph wiggum

"sweet merciful crap, my car!" -homer

"hidey-ho neglecterinos!" -ned flanders

this should be a never ending thread. i'll be back.

mmmm.... donuts *drool*

Standard, but always funny. =)

Homer: "No tv and no beer make Homer go something something"

Marge: "Go Crazy?"

Homer:"Don't mind if I do, blahbahblah!!!"

Homer: "Mmm, free goo"

homer: i have misplaced my pants

Mr Burns: What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

Homer: See kids? You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer (trying to convince Lisa to eat meat): You don't win friends with salad.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Japanese Mr. Sparkle Soap employee: "Hello Chief, let's talk why not?"

Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down.
Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things

Homer:  "Oh Lisa, it's not that I don't understand, it's just that I don't care."

Kang and Kodos: "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"

Mr. Burns:  "Eeeeexcelent"  (with fingertips spread as hands are pressed together, of course)

Homer: "I am so smart, S-M-R-T"

Ralph after eating berries: It tastes like....BURRRRNNNIIIINNNGGG!!!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Homer: "Dear God of England, please get me out of this. If you do, I promise to spell the word 'color' with a U, and use the metric system with every cubic milliliter of blood in my... oh, I can't do it! It's so stupid!"

Wait one more =P

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron. And I'll find you.
Homer: No you won't! (Voice from a distance)
Rex Banner: Yes, I will.
Homer: Won't!

This is a great thread!

One of the twins: "I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!"

Everyone else: "Ohhhhh"

Rod and Todd: "Red-Room, REDROOM, over there!"

Sherry Bobbins: "Hello, I'm Sherry Bobbins."
Homer: "Did you say Mary Pop-- "
Sherry Bobbins: "No, I definitely did not. I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse, or Monald Muck."