favorite (technically) non-curse words

Ok, since I'm not a rebellious teen anymore, I have a real office job, and I've got years of restaurant experience behind me, I've grown used to having to find alternate cuss words that are safe to use at work.  Having done this for so long, it's kind of seeped into my personal life.  Good news is that, because of this, I rarely catch myself accidentally cussing where I shouldn't be.  And most times, I no longer feel the need to add a curse word into a sentence just to get my point across.

Some of my favorites:

Frick! (sometimes folowed by Frick! Frick! Frick! while pounding on my desk at work)

Frickin-A!

Cheese and Rice!

Neither of them are unique, but they do the trick.  Any others that you guys have?

What the french, toast? admittedly, filtched from the gum ad. :)

Freak, freakin are a couple of my standards.

Fudgesicles is a good one as well.

I Love "Fudge Nuts" it is truly so versatile.

Feck. What the feck? Feck off!

crackers

or

crackers and cheese

or

barnacles

or

fish PASTE

or

son of a biscuit eater (haha, biscuit eating bulldog)

or

mattress back

Blasted piece of crud

GREAT!  Said in a voice that transfers the thought that it is NOT great!  Use this a lot with two little kids running around.

My five year-old says "Zoinks!"  She's been watching too much Scooby Doo.

*from a two year old* shucky darn!!!!

Mafugga has to be my favorite.

frick and frack

Merry Christmas  (said anytime other than during the season)

Why bless your heart!

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Works best after doing something resulting in pain.

"lame sauce"

my guy friends say that all the time... it makes absolutely no sense, but it's less offensive then saying "that's gay" or "that sucks"

...

I wonder if lame sauce would go good on chicken?  hehe

mofo

my cousin used to say "oh fudge" but i like sponge bob's "tauter sauce" instead of sh and the it??

Poop

Poop face

Poop eater

Poo

Poo head

Poop dog (directed at or referring to my dog)

Original Post by watergirl:

mofo

 Ooh! Ooh!  What about  mo-fracker!  Kind of goes with mofo and mafugga.

Calling someone a poop stain is a pretty good insult. They aren't the poo, just the left over stain.

Original Post by moonikins:

Calling someone a poop stain is a pretty good insult. They aren't the poo, just the left over stain.

 what's that, poop stain?

Frack in general because I ♥ Battlestar Galactica.

I like a. sshat, but that truly is a curse word in there.

Cheese and rice makes me giggle.

Mother (mouth the other word instead of saying it out loud)!

Peanut Brickle!

Honestly, I tend to just cuss when I'm mad. Not original at all :\

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by moonikins:

Calling someone a poop stain is a pretty good insult. They aren't the poo, just the left over stain.

 what's that, poop stain?

 It's in your pants.