favorite (technically) non-curse words

Ok, since I'm not a rebellious teen anymore, I have a real office job, and I've got years of restaurant experience behind me, I've grown used to having to find alternate cuss words that are safe to use at work.  Having done this for so long, it's kind of seeped into my personal life.  Good news is that, because of this, I rarely catch myself accidentally cussing where I shouldn't be.  And most times, I no longer feel the need to add a curse word into a sentence just to get my point across.

Some of my favorites:

Frick! (sometimes folowed by Frick! Frick! Frick! while pounding on my desk at work)

Frickin-A!

Cheese and Rice!

Neither of them are unique, but they do the trick.  Any others that you guys have?

My favourite is Buckin-fluckled

I don't substitue.

If I want to say ****...I say ****. If I want to say mother ****..I say mother ****. If I want to say this is a mother **** **** thread..I'll say this is a mother **** **** thread.  ;)

Original Post by fitnessgirll:

I don't substitue.

If I want to say ****...I say ****. If I want to say mother ****..I say mother ****. If I want to say this is a mother **** **** thread..I'll say this is a mother **** **** thread.  ;)

I essentially feel the same way. There's usually no point in substituting profanity with 'clean' words - the offensive tone is still there.

frippin a

frippin

freakin

sugar dumplings

schmidt

butt head

mother fudger

what the heckll

heckll

What the....?

What the Hell?

What the Heck?

Friggin

Frickin

Fudge!

Oh, Fudge!

Crap!

Holy Slip!

Holy Crap!

Mofo

Butt Munch

Fart Knocker

Then there's the trick of taking your finger and twisting your tongue a bit and saying "apple." :P

I'm sure there's more, but all I can think of right now....Some of these had me in stitches...Cheese and Rice or Cheese and Crackers? Priceless!