FESS UP! your most embarassing food moments.

alright! since it's the new year, look back and remember and share some stupid, embarassing moments with food-we've all got em! keep it anonymous if you want that's juuuust fine. but we're all in the same boat! i've got alot myself. and i wana laugh about it. things like getting caught sneaking food as a waitress,  stealing sugar packets at the restaurant, going on a date with a smear of PEANUT BUTTER on my face, and tons of others. BRING EM ON PEOPLE!

lol are you kidding me!? id so do that even not pregnant...dude. they oughta know. you dont mess with our **** -_-

Original Post by cellulitedelight:

While it was posted in 2007, it still haunted me last year.

That totally made my day. Seriously- had you never heard of oatmeal raisin cookies? A life without oatmeal raisin cookies is not a life I'd want to live, and I don't even like raisins that much.

My embarassing moment involved this time in college when I tried to microwave a mug of clam chowder with foil over the top at my friend's apartment. Everyone in the room jumped up, screaming about fire/explosions/radiation/sudden imminent death. I had no idea that foil in the microwave was verboten.

lol, ok this isnt a laugh at yourself one but a stupid food or drink moment you reminded me of...once, very drunk at a party, i really wanted some diet dr pepper. but i was very cold (this is a minnesota winter). and wanted to drink. so i made a mix of 1 part diet dr pepper, 3 parts rum, and nuked it like hot tea -_-. what. was. i. thinking.

OH HERES MY EMBARASSING FOOD MOMENT

i dont remember if i already posted this so sorry if i did =S

while struggling with binging through recovery of an eating disorder i made my dad a batch of extra large peanut butter carmel filled cookies. half were gone before they hit the oven. the other half, a half hour later with  extra peanutbutter and crackers.

OH AND HERES ANOTHER

digging through a quart of ice cream with my fingers til they got frostbite

for

lame

At the end of winter term last year I was working on a big project with some friends for basically an entire day when they suggested ordering pizza. At the time, I was going through a bad binge-purge-starve cycle (I'm better now) and hadn't been eating much for a few days. I'd skipped lunch so I decided to have a piece of the cheesy veggie delicious pizza. Then the binging started! I ate piece after piece without even noticing, and ended up devouring 3/4 or more of a 14" pizza in front of my classmates! I didn't even notice til one guy said "wow! Sarah, did you eat that whole pizza? Holy s***" I was mortified! Luckily my boyfriend at the time jumped in and said he'd eaten half of what I had, but I don't think everyone was convinced.

A BBQ place had self serve buffet with three-section plates - 1/2 for meat and 2 quarter sections for sides.  One side option was the best bread pudding Ive ever had. 

One visit I managed to skillfully pile a ridiculous amount of bread pudding in the little quarter section.  The cashier says I can get another side but that she will have to weigh the bread pudding and sell it by container size.  It was understandable but I hadnt forseen that.  I agreed as if "Of course" and pathetically tried to play it off as if I hadnt intended on finishing it with my meal (fooling nobody).

This disgusts me now, but... Once my mom bought a whole fried chicken for dinner, but ended up making something else, so she put it in the fridge. My friend was over and said she was hungry, so I went out into the kitchen to get some snacks. I was in a binging mood, and there was a whole pack of chicken in front of me, so I sat on the floor in front of the fridge eating cold fried chicken out of the box. (Thinking I was alone.) Turns out my friend had walked into the kitchen to help me with the snacks and had seen the whole thing.

Another one is when I was eating at a resturant after a dance with my (now ex) boyfriend. I was a vegetarian at the time, so I was eating a salad, but he had ordered steak. Somehow he managed to flip his whole plate of food (including his greasy, pink steak) off the table and onto me. The steak slid down my chest and landed in my lap, right onto my white dress. It's bad enough to drop food on your girlfriend, but to drop steak on your vegetarian girlfriend? Don't even. Haha.

I used to wait tables, so I have tons, but the most embarrassing thing was the first really bad thing that I did as a waitress.  I "tripped" over an invisible bump in the floor and spilled an entire tray of iced tea onto a table with 4 women wearing white dresses on Easter Sunday.

I always wear my food, so I'm over the embarrassment of saucy boobs, ketchup sleeves, and strange splotches on my pants.

A friend and I decided that we wanted mozzarella sticks, so we decided to go and get some at a restaurant.  She's really picky about them, so she decided she wanted some from Red Lobster (neither of us eat their seafood), but she didn't like their marinara sauce.  So we stopped at Sonic and got two little containers of marinara sauce, and took them into Red Lobster, where we ordered mozzarella sticks.  She left the little empty carton of marinara sauce from Sonic on the table underneath her napkin when we left. We did  leave a good tip, though, and the cheese sticks were great!  Haha.