Finish that Sentance....

Easy game to get your creative juices flowing. Simple enough.

Object: Start a sentence but leave the last word(s) out. The next to come along will need to complete the sentance and begin a new sentance.

See....simple.

I'll start.

Get the funk up out of my............

you are trying out for the roll of Cletus in the casting call of Simpsons The Movie (the non animated version) and need to channel that authentic character flavor.

When describing a food item with an indescribable taste, it is usually said to taste like chicken when in actuality it should be said that it tastes like..........

edit- typo

the hemorrhoids of a really big ram.

The study of aphids is probably the......

most terrifying thing you could do with your life.

Oh I wish I was an...

unidentified flying object.

She muddled mint and sugar in a tall glass then...

added four fingers of scotch and a healthy dose of arsenic for her former beloved's evening cocktail.

Wearing mismatched argyle socks and a bow tie, Phillip...

wandered aimless into the gay pride parade.

Fiercely the lionesses disarticulated big game hunter Myles Frankenturder's limbs from his body leaving.......

behind only the mismatched argyle socks and bowtie Myles had stolen from the man he'd met only the day before at the gay pride parade.

Maggie clutched a purple crayon and approached her 1040EZ tax form in a drunken stupor, scrawling....

"MY NAME IS HAROLD," with the 'r' backwards.

If at first you don't succeed...

get a baseball bat and beat it into submission.

As the tornado warning siren wailed Janine's neighbor.....

pulled out his barbeque pit, camcorder, a keg of Budweiser beer and started watching the Lakers beat Orlando in game 3 in his backyard on his 8 inch portable TV.

Walking past those tall electrical towers, I began to think "what if.......

I was Godzilla and battled Mothra right here?"

The minute you opened your mouth was the instant I thought.....

"did I remember to flush the toilet?"

Frankly my dear I don't...

Original Post by bagga:

get a baseball bat and beat it into submission.

lol bagga...i was thinking "get a bigger gun"

smell like elderberries.

Darling, would you please pass the...

Grey Poupon?

Why must you always...

dance the Macarena with Jean Claude Van Damme so LOUDLY while I'm trying to master Swedish online?

The problem with Ikea is...

their one size fits all cheapass crap.

Juniper berries are best when....

fermented, made into ale and consumed repeatedly.

The best part of the movie Splash....

is the water.

I like it like...

totally to the max man.

Quick, grab that fermented goat cheese and...

just bounce with me.

Another bites the...