Finish that Sentance....

Easy game to get your creative juices flowing. Simple enough.

Object: Start a sentence but leave the last word(s) out. The next to come along will need to complete the sentance and begin a new sentance.

See....simple.

I'll start.

Get the funk up out of my............

banana hammock looking for Mr. Goodbar.

She was just another waitress serving the wretched masses.....

who pigged out at the buffett.

When I was a little girl, I

single handedly destroyed the world as we know it.

This one time, at band camp......

I lost my footing and swung my tuba directly into the midsection of the music director, who called me

. . .a horny fool.

Yesterday while hiking in the Smokies, I actually saw . . .

Edward Cullen.

A long, long time ago...

I watched your grandmother knitting a scarf in the nude while bouncing a basketball with her left foot.

Desperate times call for....

CHEESE!!

Yo' momma's so fat...

...everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil !

Symbolic of change, but the thing that is strange...

... is that most people enjoy the increasing temperatures.

Hey man, are you the guy that...

chews his own toe-nails off and eats them?

It's little known that Betsy Ross also sewed.......

her lovers' mouths shut.  morbid

Houdini could escape from everything but...

that one-piece teddy with the cut away crotch he secretly tried on while his wife was out shopping.

It used to be easy to pick out the weirdos among us, but now....

they all get Botox and dress the same.

The best way to prepare a grilled chicken salad is to..........

 toss out the chicken and use prime grass fed beef instead.

He used an anvil and sledge better than...

Wile E. Coyote.

And on the seventh day God...

took a poop.

Just when you think you've got it all figured out.....

you end up seeing the ultimate temper tantrum.

Why does every cloud.........

look like my mother-in-law?

In the gloaming I found a secret...