Forgive me dieters for I have sinned...

I am saying my 10 hail calorie counters for I have sinned.... I have had 2 eggs 1 breakfast sausage 1 piece of toast with butter , home fries with onions,and lots of catsup...Lunch was french onion soup with a little cheese in a bread bowl... And for dinner 10 wing dings with fries,Blue cheese and mild sauce... And 3 glasses of wine... Please forgive me and I shall sin no more ....(at least till next week)....Hail calorie counters,... alpizza...Am I forgiven dieters.... Or shall I burn in pizza pergatory....????

IT'S PIZZA PURGATORY FOR YOU YOUNG LADY!!!!

The devil is made of hot tamales, and all the imps are chocolate filled. Just see if you can resist their temptations of flame roasted chicken and pork! HAHAHAHAH 

pwobably........*munching on a pudding snack*

After reading through this article, I feel like going to the nearest mc donalds and eat till I drop.   But it is fine to go nuts once and a while.  If you read mindless eating book, it tells you that if you dump all your favorite foods or comfort foods down the drain your diet is bound for failure.   It is good to eat all your favorite foods once in a while, but you got to know how much is too much.   You cannot deprive yourself with the good food,  try telling yourself if you eat a big mac you have to ran on a thread mill for an extra 30 minutes,  or if you want to eat 10 chicken wings you have to do extra 50 sit ups so on so forth.

 

 

Original Post by nasuoni:

IT'S PIZZA PURGATORY FOR YOU YOUNG LADY!!!!

The devil is made of hot tamales, and all the imps are chocolate filled. Just see if you can resist their temptations of flame roasted chicken and pork! HAHAHAHAH 

Pizza purgatory doesn't sound too bad :X

Unless there are super hot thin women dancing around and mocking me ...

Original Post by sauvignon:

Original Post by nasuoni:

IT'S PIZZA PURGATORY FOR YOU YOUNG LADY!!!!

The devil is made of hot tamales, and all the imps are chocolate filled. Just see if you can resist their temptations of flame roasted chicken and pork! HAHAHAHAH

Pizza purgatory doesn't sound too bad :X

Unless there are super hot thin women dancing around and mocking me ...

 Nope, everyone is fat, happy, and you're already 'dead' so no health concerns!

Original Post by nasuoni:

IT'S PIZZA PURGATORY FOR YOU YOUNG LADY!!!!

The devil is made of hot tamales, and all the imps are chocolate filled. Just see if you can resist their temptations of flame roasted chicken and pork! HAHAHAHAH 

 

Yumm I shale indulge ...Munch munch yummm burp.. excuse me...

Thanks guys Ill be back on track in the morning ..But you guys really gave me a gut renching laugh....Oh my sides split with the pizza purgatory young lady By:nasuoni: I think I burned all the excess calories just with that one alone... Thanks again...

i just ate two burgers and a basket of fries. i havent had a burger in years so i thought i can treat myself. i've been bad today =(

just letting you know you're not alone.

me too...I have to confess...It has been 3 days since my last pig out...I also over-indulged and fell head first into a pepperoni pizza  *sigh*.  A 3000 calorie day that one but I am paying the penance........

you guys are soooooo funny  :D  i love it!!!  just eat & get it out of your systems...  enjoy!!!

then, get right back on track!!!  don't let this binge turn into days of binging  :(

Original Post by snowfence:

you guys are soooooo funny  :D  i love it!!!  just eat & get it out of your systems...  enjoy!!!

then, get right back on track!!!  don't let this binge turn into days of binging  :(

Naw love, cant let it get too out of control ...Just one day and Im back on track... Thanks for your support ....

Original Post by innchick:

me too...I have to confess...It has been 3 days since my last pig out...I also over-indulged and fell head first into a pepperoni pizza  *sigh*.  A 3000 calorie day that one but I am paying the penance........

You are forgiven my child,..... And binge no more.....In the name of the lettuce...and the fish and everthing healthy you are forgiven....

Were you locked in a TGIFridays and know one would let you out? :)  Let it go, it happens, but be careful.  One meal is natural, one whole day is a mistake that can be easily repaired, 3 or more days is a slippery slope to staying fat.

LOL. I almost wish I had something to confess.  Too funny. 

This was so great reading, i couldn't help laughing....do they have the calories burned for laughing till you cry.....

Original Post by kodysmomma2:

This was so great reading, i couldn't help laughing....do they have the calories burned for laughing till you cry.....

No, I looked it up ,but I didnt see any thing.. But I did read somewhere that it can boost you ammune sysem and make you live longer.... So I guess we are all going to live longer this was funny .... Thank you... And happy dieting...

in the name of the lettuce....

 

that I LOVE!!! im just seeing people doing a benediction over bingers....

 

(edit: as i eat left over awesome sushi that made me go up 3!!! lbs in one day....ahhh salt and rice.... please someone, in the name of the lettuce.... oh there is some in the spider roll, im ok!!!) 

Cheesecake purgatory would be even better...

 I know from last night when I indulged in some decadent key lime cheesecake (SO NUM!)

 I didn't even check the calories before I had it, checked this morning, 490!  So worth it.

Original Post by drea99:

in the name of the lettuce....

 

that I LOVE!!! im just seeing people doing a benediction over bingers....

 

(edit: as i eat left over awesome sushi that made me go up 3!!! lbs in one day....ahhh salt and rice.... please someone, in the name of the lettuce.... oh there is some in the spider roll, im ok!!!) 

Ok... In your case the benediction is going to change....In the name of water and low salt snacks you are forgiven... Now my child drink some water and sin no more your water weight should go away....I cant say a benediction for the spider roll (cause I dono what that is LOL)....

Original Post by snoekem516:

Cheesecake purgatory would be even better...

 I know from last night when I indulged in some decadent key lime cheesecake (SO NUM!)

 I didn't even check the calories before I had it, checked this morning, 490!  So worth it.

OK Miss cheese cake, I fell off my pulpit when I saw this one, I think an exorcism is in order here....Here goes.....I command the not to go to the the hips...Now say it with me, I command the not to go to the hips...(WWHOOOOOSHHHH.... It is gone...one little cheese cake has now been tamed.... In the name of the lettuce and the fish and all that is healthy you are forgiven... Go my child and sin no more...