How do I??

My husband didn't completely fix the toilet, and now there is water dripping from the ceiling in the basement.  I had to turn off the water to the house.

I was wondering, how do you microwave poop so that you can safely use it as compost and bypass toilets altogether?  And do you think it would get me a dinner out?

I imagine you'll get a good dinner out if you microwave it in your fine serving dishes...

Better make sure you cover it well, or your microwave will look like Monkeys got at it.  I don't know if saran wrap would affect the composting procedure, I bet you can google it.

I think I'll use my glass casserole dish with a glass lid. *pops latex gloves* First, I have to get an appropriate sample. *calls daughter #2*

Well.  #2 was NOT cooperative.  We went out to eat, even without the microwaved poop.  Then we fixed the toilet together.  Ahh, the romance of it.  Both of us, in a small bathroom, hunkered over a potty.

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

I was wondering, how do you microwave poop so that you can safely use it as compost and bypass toilets altogether?  And do you think it would get me a dinner out?

I think that would get you a new microwave.