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What would it be?

 

Would it be to one person or a group or ALL?

 

Do you find yourself biting your tongue because someone is being a complete idiot and you'd like to tell them they are going to get hurt or injure someone else doing what they are doing?

 

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Original Post by dbackerfan:

What would it be?  to the women - get off the machines already and lift heavy

 

Would it be to one person or a group or ALL?

to the group of men ( usually 4- 5 ) that are hogging the squat rack and doing presses or curls and "spotting" each other, but mostly talking  - lift or get out of the rack so others can use it.  - to these same men - if you can't do the full range of motion because the weight is too heavy you aren't benefiting


 

Do you find yourself biting your tongue because someone is being a complete idiot and you'd like to tell them they are going to get hurt or injure someone else doing what they are doing?

Again to the pizza boys I find myself wanting to say You know 60% of your muscle mass is below the waist, maybe you'd want to work it at least 60% of the time.

There is one guy I'd like to ask if he can even wipe his **** anymore because he is so built up in the shoulder and arms but can he reach around anymore? 

 

If I could say one thing, I'd say it to everybody at the gym.  "I'm sorry.  I eat a lot of beans and broccoli."

Well I would be like "Woah!  What am I even doing here?  I've spent thousand$ on my own equipment just so I can avoid you."

 

Original Post by brian_:

Well I would be like "Woah!  What am I even doing here?  I've spent thousand$ on my own equipment just so I can avoid you."

 

If I had room and someone to spot me for some lifts I'd so be at home as well, but then I also don't know if I'd workout at home once I got home.  I'm so used to getting my exercise done before I go home- it's my rule

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You're doing that wrong

I would either tell the men to man-up and do some squats/deadlifts, or I'd tell the women to man-up and ditch the 2lb dumbbells.

Original Post by brian_:

Well I would be like "Woah!  What am I even doing here?  I've spent thousand$ on my own equipment just so I can avoid you."

 

I'd be like... "What the heck are you doing in my house!"

The only one I talk to at my gym is the cats when they try to get my attention by winding around my legs while I lift. 

to the cute guys there; can i have your number?

lol, just kidding
Original Post by johnnywhisky01:

If I could say one thing, I'd say it to everybody at the gym. "I'm sorry. I eat a lot of beans and broccoli."


Lmfao I try not to offend but squats really put the pressure on don't they
'nice bicep curl' Said while snickering
To people who hold onto the sides of the stepper or high incline treadmill: 'you're doing it wrong.'
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I would say "you worry about your workout and I will worry about mine!" can't stand the judgmental nature of the gym, as evidenced by most of the responses here. I may not be doing it "right" but I'm doing something which is better than nothing.
Easy come easy go for me.... Except.... For the guys who hog the squat rack doing curls. What??!!!!! I don't get it. They have several other places to do that it's the ONLY place I can squat. My new strategy used just today was to politely ask how long they would b because I needed to squat. They were super nice and got right out of my why. Hmmm. Asking nicely. Wish I had thought of that before. Lol!

to the petite elderly pretty poufy-white haired lady who I saw working out today I wanted to say, "You are awesome!"

"Dear sir,

If you haven't noticed, i am about half your size. Do i really look like i can take your 45 lb weights off the squat rack?"

I just wish everyone could be courteous and put their weights up when they are finished!

Oh! and also:

"Dear skeletor looking woman,

The antibacterial spray is not yours. The last time i checked, it didn't have "for skeletor's use only" written on it. It doesn't belong behind your treadmil until your done walking at 3 miles per hour for 30 minutes past the time limit. Put it back."

 

Ah, feels good to get that out.

Original Post by ela_2842:

"Dear sir,

If you haven't noticed, i am about half your size. Do i really look like i can take your 45 lb weights off the squat rack?"

I just wish everyone could be courteous and put their weights up when they are finished!

You really should be able to move 45lbs. If you can pick up a small child you can move this. Come on "man up" ;)

To anyone holding themselves up on the rails of the treadmill/arc/stairmaster: you are on the machine to exercise, if you are too lazy to do it correctly, get out of the way so others can use the equipment. Ps it is never okay to exercise in jeans... Ever. Pet peeves!

To most people at body balance/yoga/pilates classes:

'Straighten your back, keep your chest open, lead with your ribs not your shoulders!!!'

aka: stretching - your doing it wrong

Original Post by northdakota84:

to the petite elderly pretty poufy-white haired lady who I saw working out today I wanted to say, "You are awesome!"

Love this!

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